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Rain Man 01-09-2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan (Post 5374069)
This.

And, Assessors are elected Appraisers, so if there's a "one hand washes the other"-thing going on, well...you know.


Really? I didn't know that.


I may also find out where he lives and do a market study that recommends putting a Long John Silver's next to his house.

DaneMcCloud 01-09-2009 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374066)
Why? Is he a free agent then or something?

I've got it on good authority (the Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. going under months in advance - the thread is in DC) that interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low.

Rain Man 01-09-2009 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5374084)
I've got it on good authority (the Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. going under months in advance - the thread is in DC) that interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low.


You should've told me earlier. I'm going to write a letter to your boss now.

DaneMcCloud 01-09-2009 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374089)
You should've told me earlier. I'm going to write a letter to your boss now.

Considering I'm my boss, please send to attention: Dane McCloud

Rain Man 01-09-2009 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5374090)
Considering I'm my boss, please send to attention: Dane McCloud

Oh. Another one daring me. You're going to get it now. And don't think I'm going to overlook the fact that you borrow heavily from Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Sweet Daddy Hate 01-09-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374080)
Really? I didn't know that.


I may also find out where he lives and do a market study that recommends putting a Long John Silver's next to his house.

Go for broke: Sewage Settling Basin!

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5374090)
Considering I'm my boss, please send to attention: Dane McCloud

ROFL Nice.

Iowanian 01-09-2009 07:40 PM

Maybe its different in other places, but Assessors and Appraisers are not the same thing here. There are appraisers that work with assessors, but they serve different functions.

If they're govt assessors/appraisers, there will be a conference board whose job is to keep them on the up and up...they answer to that board.


if its an indepent appraiser, who values properties as a mercenary for banks....I'd look into his certifications and the organizations that hired him.

He had his chance to make it right. Any honest business man would have corrected the problem asap, given a heartfelt appology for your inconvenience...free of charge for the correction.....to the point the guy brings over 2 large boulders for bRainman's back yard.

Its common business sense.


I guarantee any work I do, and if a customer ever complains about an error or wasn't happy, if its even remotely my fault...I'll fix it, make it right and make them happy.

A small business cannot survive having very many bRainman, INC's rubbing their reputation with a dirty toilet brush for shoddy work.


We should add this to the other 2 companies previously guilty of wrongdoing to the threadstarter and punish them via google for all time.

Infidel Goat 01-09-2009 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374080)
I may also find out where he lives and do a market study that recommends putting a Long John Silver's next to his house.

Mmmm. Hush puppies....

:grovel:

teedubya 01-09-2009 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5374016)
I totally read this as "I'm going to a gay club to get head".

And I'm not even drinking.

WTF.

That made me belly laugh HARD. effin' hilarious

Sweet Daddy Hate 01-09-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374080)
Really? I didn't know that.


I may also find out where he lives and do a market study that recommends putting a Long John Silver's next to his house.

Okay, quick revision here:

Assessors are elected officials who MUST be licensed as Appraisers with the State Dept. of Revenue.
County Assessors have County Appraisers who work under them, and it is those Appraisers who set the $$$$ value on the acreage and dwelling, as it relates to your yearly tax bill.

Private Appraisers for lending companies are total garbage. One of my friends out here built a monster house; he used the best materials money can buy, and it's a total 'Hefner Pimp Ski Lodge'. The private appraiser worked solely on square footage alone.
Which, it seems, you're not even getting the luxury of.

Try your State Dept. of Revenue, and see what they say.

teedubya 01-09-2009 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5374084)
I've got it on good authority (the Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. going under months in advance - the thread is in DC) that interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low.

Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level on Wall Street and have this info to share with full confidence: That interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low. The announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. The Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. are working out the finer points of his contract tonight (money & control), but the deal is sealed.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Wall St, but I don't know any info beyond that.

Sweet Daddy Hate 01-09-2009 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5374136)
Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level on Wall Street and have this info to share with full confidence: That interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low. The announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. The Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. are working out the finer points of his contract tonight (money & control), but the deal is sealed.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Wall St, but I don't know any info beyond that.

:spock:

I used to love football...

DaneMcCloud 01-09-2009 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5374136)
Okay gang, as many of you know I still have friends at the highest level on Wall Street and have this info to share with full confidence: That interest rates this summer will be at a record all-time low. The announcement will come Thursday or Friday at the latest. The Wall Street folks who told me about Wachovia, Lehman, etc. are working out the finer points of his contract tonight (money & control), but the deal is sealed.

Mike Shanahan has contacted Wall St, but I don't know any info beyond that.

ROFL

Luke 01-09-2009 10:19 PM

Company in Columbia?
 
We had a very similar experience 2 years ago. We were looking to refinance, had just had new furnace and roof installed. Also added central air. The asshat kid the company sent out actually appraised the house for less money than we paid for it.:cuss:

I called the owner of the company to see if there was some kind of mistake and was told that all appraiseals are "opinions". After some research I found out that the jerk didn't even compare our house to similar properties.

Found the address of the company and told the boss to schedule an appointment to "discuss" why the opinion was so much lower than it should have been.

Long story short, asshat kid was terminated, our house was appraised for it's worth, and I told the finance company, WaMu for what it is worth to stick it. Sold the property and moved to present local.

I feel your pain.

sparkky 01-09-2009 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5374080)


I may also find out where he lives and do a market study that recommends putting a Long John Silver's next to his house.


Chucke E. Cheese. it won't matter what way the wind blows then.


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