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JuicesFlowing 01-30-2009 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 5441015)
Bill Simmons: I'm gonna be honest - I hate the Chiefs more than I've ever hated anyone. I am seriously thinking about going down to KC in August for an exhibition game with a vial of chicken blood and putting some sort of Haitian curse on their season.

I think that curse expires after 19 years and can't be used again.
I believe the curse will be lifted once DT is inducted into the HOF. That might take another 19 years though :(

seclark 01-30-2009 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5441056)
Curing warts and dealing with mild insomnia, mainly, Mr. pestilenceaf23. It's more time-consuming than you might think. Do you have any idea how many ponds you have to visit to amass a half-pint of toad sweat? Plus, the little bastards hole up in the winter.

FAX
make sure you hold that toad the right way, or it might not be sweat you're collecting.
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ExtremeChief 01-30-2009 03:42 PM
Nice to see Fax again
Posting here and stuff
Half pint of toad sweat? Nasty

(dyslexic Haiku)

FAX 01-30-2009 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 5441058)
make sure you hold that toad the right way, or it might not be sweat you're collecting.
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Hmmm. That might explain the lack of referrals in the wart-cure business. And here I thought it was the economy.

FAX

DJ's left nut 01-30-2009 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5441051)
Bill Simmons is ****ing interminable outside of his (admittedly pretty excellent) NBA writing.
Dude knows ball, I'll give him that.

He doesn't know a damn thing about baseball outside of the east coast, especially if you involve the National League. His hockey takes suck and he just can't get past his homerism when it comes to football.

He's definitely jumped the shark from his old 'thesportsguy' days, but he's good for a light read.

He's better than Rick Reilly and his lunacy. His 'beer pong' article, followed up by his poorly research 'larry sr is a diety' tripe should be enough to get him fired. Alas, he will probably get some award and a raise for it.

Mama Hip Rockets 01-30-2009 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5441004)
I had Tom Brady and still made it to my championship. F Bill Simmons.
me too.

EyePod 01-30-2009 05:53 PM
I love that he's known as "The Sports Guy," he's about lower 5' area, about 140lb's, and he has a very high pitched voice. Yeah, he's the sports guy... now someone like Bo Jackson or Deion, or even Tony G, who have played multiple sports on higher levels, now those are sports guys. **** Bill Simmons. He is a ****ing writer. That's not sports.

'Hamas' Jenkins 01-30-2009 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by EyePod (Post 5441433)
I love that he's known as "The Sports Guy," he's about lower 5' area, about 140lb's, and he has a very high pitched voice. Yeah, he's the sports guy... now someone like Bo Jackson or Deion, or even Tony G, who have played multiple sports on higher levels, now those are sports guys. **** Bill Simmons. He is a ****ing writer. That's not sports.
He's actually 6' tall.

Chiefs fans need to get over their ****ing persecution complex. People make fun of the Chiefs because they suck. Period. Get over it. They aren't breaking into your house and ravishing your wife.

JuicesFlowing 01-30-2009 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5441007)
Who the **** is Bill Simmons?
He looks like Adam Schefter.

kysirsoze 01-30-2009 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5441460)
He's actually 6' tall.

Chiefs fans need to get over their ****ing persecution complex. People make fun of the Chiefs because they suck. Period. Get over it. They aren't breaking into your house and ravishing your wife.
this

OnTheWarpath15 01-30-2009 06:18 PM
Who the **** wastes their time reading Bill Simmons anyway?

Crush 01-30-2009 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5441026)
What a sad, unfortunate, little man. Everybody knows you don't use chicken blood for Haitian voodoo. That's for curing warts and treating mild insomnia. For a real good Haitian curse, toad sweat's the thing. But, he probably doesn't exercise enough to work up a halfway decent curse.

FAX

The legend returns.

Frazod 01-30-2009 07:06 PM
Hey, at least we're worth hating! :thumb:

Thig Lyfe 01-30-2009 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 5441073)

followed up by his poorly research 'larry sr is a diety' tripe
I've heard Larry, Sr. is so diety that he's almost anorexic.

Rain Man 01-30-2009 07:08 PM
I have never in my entire life heard the name Bill Simmons.


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