I would save the world then buy a T shirt that said I saved the world.

OMG WINDFALL PROFITZ DUE TO GAS PRICESSSSS, WE MUST TAX!!

Seriously, where are all those clowns now?

"profit" "margin"

I'd have a competent captain who enjoys shore leave driving me around the world in one of these:

(avoiding the coast of Somalia)

http://blog.danshamptons.com/enterta...sddfesing6.jpg

Does that boat have a poop deck?

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One thing I find funny.. Had to fill up my Avalanche finally this year.. Have not been driving a lot lately so one gas tank almost lasted me 6weeks but they passed a law in Missouri that unleaded gasoline now contains 10% ethanol but prices did not drop 10%..

My question is if this is a law now in Missouri and probably will spread isn't the mpg rating false on all vehicles??

Try to double it so I could get close to what it will take to get Cowher out of retirement

Wouldn't be fun to mount a couple of SAW's on the top and go trolling through there ?

I would buy the chiefs and become the Jerry Jones, Mark Cuban and Al Davis of Kansas City.
I would be even more eccentric and act like a general ass.

I would also drive thru the plaza in a 1970 convertible Cadillac, chauffeured by a midget in lederhosen sp, throwing cheese at people.

oh and I would donate a lot to charity.

I think I would like to help pregnant teenage mothers get their start.

Ang

I'd buy a small Pacific Island, build a few research stations, stick a giant electromagnet in it, and watch the ensuing hijinks.

That, or buy a salvage yard and build a Moon Rocket out of a cement mixer, tanker cars, using an unstable explosive in liquid form as fuel.

They'd have Bowser Ave. in Vegas by the time I was done.

I would pay off all of my friends and family's debts.

I would make sure that I spent a least a portion of it on advertisements designed to make people think that the money had been earned through innovate eco-friendly technologies and the purity of free market enterprise.

Ethanol isn't free.


They are anyway.

Buy gold. Those dollars are going to be worthless pretty soon.

I watched a really interesting show the other day on the History Channel about modern pirates. I'd avoid Indonisia also if I were you.