Bryant is a greasy thug dog. I remember him catching a long pass against carolina last season and taking his helmet off to celebrate, getting the 15 yard penalty and one of his coaches patting him on the back and him saying something like **** dem refs ..let's just say lil' john and leroy spinks have nothing on this guy's grammer and self image.

I hated that scene. I loved the movie and have the DVD, but I wish I could take that scene out.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program....

I'd be pretty excited if we could have a receiver with his numbers:

<table class="tablehead" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tbody><tr class="stathead" bgcolor="#665c50"><td colspan="20">Receiving Stats</td></tr> <tr class="colhead" align="right"><td align="left" width="8%">YEAR</td><td align="left" width="8%">TEAM</td> <td>G</td> <td>REC</td> <td>YDS</td> <td>AVG</td> <td>LNG</td> <td>TD</td> <td>FD</td> <td>FUM</td> <td>LOST</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"><td align="left">2002</td><td align="left">DAL</td><td>16</td> <td>44</td> <td>733</td> <td>16.7</td> <td>78</td> <td>6</td> <td>32</td> <td>2</td> <td>1</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"><td align="left">2003</td><td align="left">DAL</td><td>16</td> <td>39</td> <td>550</td> <td>14.1</td> <td>54</td> <td>2</td> <td>27</td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"><td align="left">2004</td><td align="left">CLE</td><td>10</td> <td>42</td> <td>546</td> <td>13.0</td> <td>55</td> <td>4</td> <td>25</td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"><td align="left">2004</td><td align="left">DAL</td><td>5</td> <td>16</td> <td>266</td> <td>16.6</td> <td>48</td> <td>0</td> <td>12</td> <td>1</td> <td>1</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"><td align="left">2005</td><td align="left">CLE</td><td>16</td> <td>69</td> <td>1009</td> <td>14.6</td> <td>54</td> <td>4</td> <td>45</td> <td>1</td> <td>1</td> </tr> <tr class="evenrow" align="right"><td align="left">2006</td><td align="left">SFO</td><td>14</td> <td>40</td> <td>733</td> <td>18.3</td> <td>72</td> <td>3</td> <td>31</td> <td>0</td> <td>0</td> </tr> <tr class="oddrow" align="right"><td align="left">2008</td><td align="left">TAM</td><td>16</td> <td>83</td> <td>1248</td> <td>15.0</td> <td>71</td> <td>7</td> <td>60</td> <td>1</td> <td>1</td></tr></tbody></table>Especially this past season coming off an injury and putting up those numbers. Granted, he did have Garcia throwing to him.

Those are very Eddie Kennison-like numbers. Nothing special at all.