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Ralphy Boy 02-19-2009 07:27 PM

had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.

'Hamas' Jenkins 02-19-2009 07:27 PM

I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.

GESteve 02-19-2009 07:28 PM

I went golfing the day after no biggie

NewChief 02-19-2009 07:40 PM

I wasn't numbed enough, and my experience wasn't nearly as good as yours. The after effects were fine. The actual procedure was not pleasant. The dipshit numbed me again after I absolutely couldn't stand still as he tried to pull my nuts off. Once he added more local, all was good.

NewChief 02-19-2009 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BuckinKaeding (Post 5508519)
LOL wait til tomorrow.

I hope you don't have to work.

CLIP CLIP

Heh. I loved the next day. Sat in my recliner all day, doped up on Hydrocodone, with the wife keeping the kids the f away from me and occasionally bringing me a fresh bag of frozen peas.

Rain Man 02-19-2009 07:46 PM

Do you at least get a female doctor? It seems like if your reproductive ability is going to the gallows it should get one last thrill.

stlchiefs 02-19-2009 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Ralphy Boy (Post 5508583)
had it done myself about 7 years ago. Saw a guy I knew in the waiting room before the procedure and when I walked/limped out, he was still sitting there and loudly asked, in front of everyone, "How's it hangin?" Everyone in the waiting room, including the nurse at the front desk, laughed hysterically.

I probably blushed a little.

You should have kicked him in the nuts and then asked him the same thing.

bevis369 02-19-2009 07:47 PM

:Poke::Poke::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit:

Toadkiller 02-19-2009 08:18 PM

Id love to get a vasectomy but I am a big ass pansy and never will, kudos for going through with it. With my luck the damn nurse would take pictures of my shriveled up nub and post them on youtube or something. And all the laughing while they did the surgery would get me down.

missinDThomas 02-19-2009 08:19 PM

it wasnt too bad...couldn't spell cause valium was still in system

missinDThomas 02-19-2009 08:20 PM

the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape

sedated 02-19-2009 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by missinDThomas (Post 5508712)
they tape your junk to your stomach

reminds me of college

orange 02-19-2009 08:34 PM

Since you didn't change your screen name to missinD'Johnson, I'd guess all went well.

blueballs 02-19-2009 08:34 PM

Now you can hold it over her for life

cdcox 02-19-2009 08:39 PM

Quick, jerk off before the drugs wear off.


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