| Demonpenz |
02-20-2009 01:51 PM |
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Local Man headed for hard time after fight at arby's
Local man is headed for some hard time as he phsycally and mentally assaulted 5 workers at the local arby's in St. Joseph Missouri. " It was a normal day, I had burnt my hand on a hot ham and cheese earlier in the day, but other than that everything was ok. At 5:00 Michael Mcmichaelson came in for his ususal 5 for 5 dollars meal, which ususally he gets potato wedges, 2 roast beefs, curly fries and after much deleberation goes with another roast beef. at 5:15 mcmichaelson learned that the price of the five for five deal had skyrocketed to 5:95. So enraged he ordered cheese sticks, roast beef, potato wedges and a shake. He then grabbed local old lady Gurtrude Oldiesocks broke apart the cheese sticks and and used it to choke Gutrude " I thought he was going to kill me, or atleast burn me real good" gurtrude said in an old person voice. Mcmichaelson went behind the the counter stealing peoples headset and putting them in the crisper drawers, where workers couldn't call out for help. Walking out with gurtrude he then smashed a hot ham in cheese into the doorlock thus keeping workers from chasing him. As luck may have it a local jack in the box worker mistook mcmichaelson for a rivel fry cook and took a 30 oz baseball bat and sweeped the evil mcmichaelsons legs out. Authorities were called but they were late getting there because of the seat belt check of '99 roadblock they had set up on main. Mcmichaelson will pleed guilty to numourus charges steming from what authorties are calling "the Caper in arby's paper"
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