Well, yes, most of them do.

don't risk your job over this Twit.... steer clear of office romance. PERIOD.

This is a terrible problem. Complex, as well. Unfortunately, more information is needed before I can be of any assistance to you, Mr. The Buddha.

Is she attractive?
How old is she?
How does she dress?
How does she wear her hair?
Does she use an inordinate amount of makeup?
When she describes her orgasm, does she use the phrase, "The little crabs run like hell."?

FAX

We technically don't work together. I just see her a lot.

And you're right. I wish I could turn into a freaking sponge or barnacle, or some other sort of asexual creature. I don't wanna be gay, but women are so dumb and annoying sometimes I just want to go insane. WHY DO I WANT TO BE AROUND THESE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ME INSANE!?!

Then why'd you ask her to the movies? huh? huh? huh?

And if she was nothing more then sex, why would she be more if you were a player?

I'M SO CONFUSED

Because you feel at home?

She's about a 7, is 19, dresses rather revealingly. Her hair is wavy and normal-looking, I don't know how much makeup she wears, and she told me when she has a really strong orgasm, she tends to hyperventilate to the point of blacking out for a very short time.

This thread is worthless without pics.

The French call it Le Petite Mort.

She reads too many romance novels.

But I don't. I get uncomfortable around women, like I can't be me. I try not to act nervous, but I'm sure I do. I really suck with women.

I don't get many dates either. But for some damn genetic reason, I feel a need to pair-bond with a woman, when I should just be hanging out in school, staying away from them, and focusing on getting good grades... and football.

She also told me she has a video of her with another girl... I don't know if I believe her, but her friends seemed to know about it too.

Truthfully, as a psych minor, she seems super insecure and overcompensating by giving guys sexual attention.

title is off
Girls suck
fits better

I asked her to the movies as a friend... I told her to invite some other people.

And part of me would have sex with her, but I'm not going to use a girl like that. Only players use girls like that. So I would rather just steer clear than use her and leave her. Like I said, I would be willing to bet she was sexually abused as a child and/or had no strong father figure in her life. Its as plain as day to me. And instead of just thinking, "she's talking about sex, that's hot!" I think, "what happened in her childhood years to make her feel the need to talk like this to get attention?

You must get with her. This is the perfect time to wake her back up by sticking it in her butt. :thumb:

Boobies!