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Pioli Zombie 02-26-2009 09:14 PM
They also left out when people have a Stafford infection.

This is when people get the idea in their head that an ok college quarterback is the second coming of John Elway and the idea grows and swells until just the idea that the local team might not draft him makes the person discharge green mucus out their orifices
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Reerun_KC 02-26-2009 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5531591)
They also left out when people have a Stafford infection.

This is when people get the idea in their head that an ok college quarterback is the second coming of John Elway and the idea grows and swells until the just the idea that the local team doesn't draft him makes the person discharge green mucus out their orifices
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:shake:

Not even remotely close to being funny or accurate.... Good try though...

OnTheWarpath15 02-26-2009 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 5531595)
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:shake:

Not even remotely close to being funny or accurate.... Good try though...
I love how a guy that is universally thought of as a better prospect than Jay Cutler and Matt Ryan is just an "OK" QB.

Pioli Zombie 02-26-2009 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5531600)
I love how a guy that is universally thought of as a better prospect than Jay Cutler and Matt Ryan is just an "OK" QB.
Univerally? Talk about a reach.
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CrazyHorse 02-26-2009 09:29 PM
They are all pretty funny. Even PZs.

I have one.

Constipational blindness:

It's when a person has thier head so far up Mark Sanchez's ass they cant see anything else.
The 1st step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.

FAX 02-26-2009 09:39 PM
Well, I'm also surprised they didn't include Gunthermia.

Gunthermia: Most often affects linebackers. Symptoms include suddenly freezing in place at the snap of the ball, confusion, and loss of stats.

FAX

Dave Lane 02-26-2009 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyHorse (Post 5531635)
They are all pretty funny. Even PZs.

I have one.

Constipational blindness:

It's when a person has thier head so far up Mark Sanchez's ass they cant see anything else.
The 1st step to recovery is to admit you have a problem.
Oh Oh can i do it please :)

Kill yourself!

FAX 02-26-2009 10:27 PM
Football: A disease Samie Parker never has to worry about catching.

FAX

The Buddha 02-26-2009 10:35 PM
I suffer from Grbacitis. Whenever I get in a high-pressure situation, I instantly fall to the floor and curl up into a ball.

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 5531847)
Football: A disease Samie Parker never has to worry about catching.

FAX
...snap... Best one IMO.

OnTheWarpath15 02-26-2009 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by The Buddha (Post 5531871)
I suffer from Grbacitis. Whenever I get in a high-pressure situation, I instantly fall to the floor and curl up into a ball.
Also commonly known as Huarditis.

blueballs 02-26-2009 10:39 PM
Thiggitis-feelings of grandeur
self proclaimed NFL starting QB status
have sex with a skeleton and think it's tight

FAX 02-26-2009 10:41 PM
Curlera: A syndrome first described in 2000 causing persistent bafflement, mystification, and perplexity in its victims. The exact cause remains unknown although more recent research indicates that the condition worsens when observing an individual being paid astronomical sums for doing absolutely nothing.

FAX

blueballs 02-26-2009 10:44 PM
True Fanism is yet to be defined

Pioli Zombie 02-26-2009 11:02 PM
Brodiephilia

To hurt oneself repeatedly
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The Buddha 02-26-2009 11:14 PM
LinEllitoism: When someone fucks up so much, they remove any and all reason for them to live ever again.

Its common for people with this disease to try and hang themselves. However most cases end safely, as they usually don't have the fucking accuracy to kick the stool out from under them.


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