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Buck 03-12-2009 03:55 PM

Hell no Im not a mod.

I recently had a name change, if you don't know who I am...Go Bolts.

Iowanian 03-12-2009 04:40 PM

I knew it was you by the trail of pink feathers and gay bar napkins.

lazepoo 03-12-2009 04:46 PM

If you get clogged up, things can stay in there for a while. You should drink more water and eat something that promotes digestive health.

whoman69 03-12-2009 05:35 PM

Fiber.

So really everyone is complaining about another poop thread?

Iowanian 03-12-2009 05:54 PM

This is the first saturday morning you've posted here, wondering if you've eaten some sausage the night before....

Buck 03-12-2009 05:59 PM

Hoy es el jueves pendejo.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-12-2009 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5576739)
Hell no Im not a mod.

I recently had a name change, if you don't know who I am...Go Bolts.

Oh crap! now that i know who you are I would expect that you did have sausage and just don't remember!

Why the name change . I hate name changes. It's like a whole new character has emerged!

Buck 03-12-2009 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5577171)
Oh crap! now that i know who you are I would expect that you did have sausage and just don't remember!

Why the name change . I hate name changes. It's like a whole new character has emerged!

It was a psychological test to see if you'd still hate me if I changed my name and you didn't know about it.

Just kidding.

Basically I got my panties in a wad.

RealSNR 03-12-2009 06:38 PM

Cripes. Will you people quit changing your friggin names?

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-12-2009 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5577177)
It was a psychological test to see if you'd still hate me if I changed my name and you didn't know about it.

Just kidding.

Basically I got my panties in a wad.


As long as you are a Bolts fan we will all hate you! Sorry.

badgirl 03-12-2009 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MediaCenterJunkie (Post 5576218)
So I just took a nice poop.

Wiped my ass once, then on the second wipe I checked the paper to see how much more I needed to wipe and I get ready for a 3rd wipe, but then I thought that I may have spotted something on the paper that was out of the ordinary.

So I pull the paper back up and what other than a giant Fennel seed is on the paper mixed in w/ my shit. A whole seed.

I guess I'm not chewing well enough, but I don't remember eating anything w/ Fennel in it since I last ate some Spaghetti w/ Italian Sausage and that was over a week ago...

Anyways, thought it was good enough to post.

The seed probably got lodged in your colon somewhere and hung out for a while and finally made its way down the ole poop shoot.

Hog's Gone Fishin 03-12-2009 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5577705)
The seed probably got lodged in your colon somewhere and hung out for a while and finally made its way down the ole poop shoot.


Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !

Pioli Zombie 03-12-2009 09:17 PM

I could never understand as a kid how you could chew your corn yet when it came out in your poop it was whole again. I figured I had an elf.
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badgirl 03-12-2009 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5577715)
Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !

Who? ME? ;)

Bugeater 03-12-2009 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 5577715)
Yep ! Poop Shoot EXpert !

And a sausage eating expert as well...


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