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AustinChief 04-09-2009 07:01 PM

I promise he is screwing with everyone.... funny as hell.

alnorth 04-09-2009 07:03 PM

Here's one

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A Zack Greinke story: So, there was this game when Royals relief pitcher Jeremy Affeldt gave up a home run. He was upset in the dugout, of course, and he stormed around, muttering at himself, “Man, that wasn’t even that bad of a pitch.” Of course, all his teammates kept their distance.

All except Zack Greinke.

“That wasn’t even that bad of a pitch,” Affeldt barked at himself again.

“Actually,” Zack said, “it was a pretty bad pitch.”

Affeldt looked up at Greinke. “Thanks, Zack,” Affeldt said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

“No,” Zack said, “really, I went back to the clubhouse and looked at the pitch on video. It was a really bad pitch. Right over the middle of the plate, and you got it up. I mean it was a bad pitch.”

“Thanks, Zack,” Affeldt said again.

“Right down the middle. I could have hit it out,” Greinke said.

Affeldt looked into Greinke’s eager face and just shook his head.

“Thanks, Zack,” he said.

“Yeah,” Greinke said, and he walked back to his seat in the dugout.

Mama Hip Rockets 04-09-2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 5656142)
Here's one

haha yeah i just read that the other day. awesome.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-09-2009 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5656122)
He's like our own Yogi Berra.

Sometimes I think he's screwing with us.

This. I love the guys quirkiness.

Dr. Johnny Fever 04-09-2009 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 5656142)
Here's one

ROFL

Ohhhh shit....

KcMizzou 04-09-2009 08:12 PM

In any case, I don't understand some Royals fans who don't want to hear his interviews.

I want that guy interviewed at every opportunity. I don't care if he was in the game or not. Hell, they could interview him about his thoughts on American Idol, and I'd tune in.

alnorth 04-09-2009 08:47 PM

No kidding, even the most boring question is something you want to hear his answer on.

So, Zack, what do you think of Frisco, Texas?

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It's my favorite Minor League city to play. I think it's awesome. The city's great, the park's nice, the fans turn out, the mascot's real good
OK... if Zack likes the mascot, then I had to see what it was. This team is apparently the Frisco Roughriders. Not sure what the hell this is, but it doesn't look like any kind of western cowboy to me.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/...a45577.jpg?v=0

Reaper16 04-09-2009 08:51 PM

That mascot is real good.

beavis 04-09-2009 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 5656273)
In any case, I don't understand some Royals fans who don't want to hear his interviews.

I want that guy interviewed at every opportunity. I don't care if he was in the game or not. Hell, they could interview him about his thoughts on American Idol, and I'd tune in.

Man, I really wish he was pitching tomorrow.

DJ's left nut 04-09-2009 09:32 PM

Smith is a moron.

Greinke is extremely clever, dry and funny as all hell. Someone once told him he had a good enough fastball to throw fastballs right down the middle of the plate and get guys out. So he decided to give it a shot in a spring training game and gave up something like 9 runs.

If there were a 'gifted' program for baseball players, he'd be in it. It just seems like he gets bored with simply being a phenom from time to time.

comparison = fail.

Sure-Oz 04-09-2009 09:35 PM

zack is a looney mother****er but he's our loon

58kcfan89 04-09-2009 09:38 PM

Greinke is funny as hell and it's even better to listen to him when he's pitching as well as he is. Soria and Gordon are my 2 favorite players, but every Greinke quote I read puts him closer to the top.

I didn't see "I saved your life" on there from when he was in the outfield during a practice. That's one of my favorites (along with the Anniston thing).

Mama Hip Rockets 04-13-2009 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by alnorth (Post 5656362)
No kidding, even the most boring question is something you want to hear his answer on.

So, Zack, what do you think of Frisco, Texas?



OK... if Zack likes the mascot, then I had to see what it was. This team is apparently the Frisco Roughriders. Not sure what the hell this is, but it doesn't look like any kind of western cowboy to me.

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1397/...a45577.jpg?v=0

haha holy crap that is an awesome-looking mascot.

Thig Lyfe 04-14-2009 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 5656474)
Smith is a moron.

Greinke is extremely clever, dry and funny as all hell. Someone once told him he had a good enough fastball to throw fastballs right down the middle of the plate and get guys out. So he decided to give it a shot in a spring training game and gave up something like 9 runs.

If there were a 'gifted' program for baseball players, he'd be in it. It just seems like he gets bored with simply being a phenom from time to time.

comparison = fail.

This.

kcfanXIII 04-14-2009 02:07 AM

i'm with the "he gets bored" camp. i also get bored, so the fact he doesn't spout cliche after cliche, is very nice. great list of quotes btw.


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