Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5657796)

Got mine out of a pawn shop so I hear you.

I had one similar to this... Liked it cuz it extended out and only needed 2 9 volt batteries. Hell, when we only had 1 battery in it would shock you enough to send you shaking for a few minutes.

http://www.brickhousesecurity.com/60...on-spb600.html

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5657805)

When did this become about dildos?

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5657808)

it needs to fit into her pocket. shes maybe 110# soaking wet, and while im a mean ol griz', she is sugar and spice and everything nice. with this job she'll be out in the open and the people she works with sound like fools.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5657752)

Why no asp?

Mine fits in my purse and is ever so dainty at breaking knee caps.

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5657781)

im a cz-50 man myself. She can shoot better than most men but a pistol for this seems abit of overkill.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5657805)

When did this become about dildos?

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5657811)

I think I like your wife more than I like you.

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5657805)

When did this become about dildos?

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5657822)

Seriously!

Wouldn't you rather just stick in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............

:D

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5657829)

If I was going to have a pimp it would be someone that dressed way snazzier than you. So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

Originally Posted by MIAdragon (Post 5657816)

Its overkill till you need it.

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5657829)

So thank you for your application, but I think I'm still in the market.

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5657832)

It's the red chair and tv, isn't it? Too flashy?

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 5657836)

i fully understand this. and if i felt like it would merit such force i wouldnt have let her take the job in the first place. we have guns, and she can shoot.

Originally Posted by ChiTown (Post 5657822)

Wouldn't you rather just stick it in Katipan at this point, rather than try to type it in? You are working awfully hard on the keyboard............