NICE!

we'll make great pets...we'll make great pets.....we'll make great pets

There was an old Dilbert cartoon about this concept - pointy haired boss made the employees wear shock collars. Dilbert rewired his so that it shocked Wally. :D

Oh, so... I shouldn't be using these on my kids? WATT the ****?!

Killa watt?

That is just revolting.

That's the kind of jolt this thread needed.

off topic, but I shave my head with clippers, and I didn't notice that there was a fray on the bottom of the clippers. holy shit I got shocked. It took me minute to figure out what happened because I sat down on the ground after it happened. I saw stars and felt like my thumb got cut off.

Reminds me of this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgVcH...eature=channel

Oh my goodness.

only a 9v battery? 3-4 of them would have so much more potential.

Can you read the minds of women, now?

Wait. **** that. I don't watch that shit.

(Bitch, get me another Maker's.)

I'm trying to think of a way this thread could be moved to DC.

What the hell?