Depends on the state. However, plowing Redrum's mom's ass is one of the world's oldest traditions. I doubt that they would prosecute.

Very true.

I stole a sweet lap top.. Didn't report it.

It was in 1975, and I am still worried about the statute of limitations, so aint tellin.

Well does it actually have a statute of Limitation? If not I beleive we could guess. We won't tell.

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Oh sure it does, in fact the place is no longer in business that I liberated a part from.
Of course, I went back and paid them for it, when they were open.

:doh!: Thank God, I was starting to get worried.:D

Yeah, I was born with too much of a concious to ever be dishonest. It was a boat part, and I wanted to go boating on a Sunday, bad. So I knew where there was a part I need, then got it. Of course then I went in and paid them for it, they were rather suprised.

I'd say they was, what did they say to you when you went back? did they give you a hard time?

Never.

But I think about it all the time.

I've had all your mothers.

When my parents got divorced, my mom started working at a Burger King.
She'd bring home those big shopping sacks (the kind you get at a mall with the twine handles) full of whoppers, and throw them in the freezer. Breakfast, lunch and dinner, that's all we'd have to eat, normally.

Mom, what's for dinner?
Warm up a couple of burgers.
Mom, i'm hungry...
Grab a whopper, son...I'm going to work.

So I grew up on Blue Ridge, about 2 blocks from the 7-11 on 107th.
I'd go there nearly every day, and took all kinds of junk food. Stuffed in in my clothes, ate it while I was there (playing the Off Road video game), etc.
I probably stole hundreds of dollars in strawberry milk and Reese's PB Cups.

Once I moved in with my dad, a few years later, I never really did much to get in trouble.
One time, I accidentally left a QT without paying for my gas. I actually went back the next day and gave them the money. They looked at me like I was crazy.

Yes, but I talked my way through it.

are you reeruned?

he said 'your,' not 'my.'