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Pablo 05-18-2009 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch (Post 5774314)
This thread reminds me of this old guy. This old guy comes to me and says, (inappropriate pause) "Do you have some cereal?" (give quizzical look to the audience) (random twitching) This guy asked for some cereal. So, I say no. (inappropriate pause) I know what you are thinking. (give reeruned look to the audience) Admiral Crunch, couldn't you spare the guy some cereal? (violently shakes head) No. I will not. He doesn't deserve it. NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
Best joke ever.

When's your special?

Kylo Ren 05-18-2009 11:31 AM
I've always thought that Dane Cook wasn't funny.

Buehler445 05-18-2009 11:31 AM
BG, there is some deep seeded Dane Cook hate in this place. I'd duck for cover if I were you.
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Thig Lyfe 05-18-2009 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Admiral Crunch (Post 5774314)
This thread reminds me of this old guy. This old guy comes to me and says, (inappropriate pause) "Do you have some cereal?" (give quizzical look to the audience) (random twitching) This guy asked for some cereal. So, I say no. (inappropriate pause) I know what you are thinking. (give reeruned look to the audience) Admiral Crunch, couldn't you spare the guy some cereal? (violently shakes head) No. I will not. He doesn't deserve it. NOW I AM GOING TO START YELLING FOR NO REASON!!!!!!! NOW I AM GOING TO RUN AROUND THE STAGE LIKE A reerun!!!!!!!! MANIACAL LAUGH IN 3...2...1.... LOLOLOOLOHAHAHAHALOLOLOHAHAHAHA ... and then I tell him, "Walk into an AIDS tree."
Hey, you stole that last part from Louis C.K.!

Thig Lyfe 05-18-2009 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5774304)
of course he has time to lift weights, lord knows he doesn't spend it writing jokes
:clap:

Crush 05-18-2009 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5774321)
Best joke ever.

When's your special?

Sunday Night. It will be on Comedy Central, right after the Roast of David Hasselhoff.

Pablo 05-18-2009 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 5774323)
BG, there is some deep seeded Dane Cook hate in this place. I'd duck for cover if I were you.
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I'd love to see Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia have an antifreeze chugging contest.

badgirl 05-18-2009 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 5774323)
BG, there is some deep seeded Dane Cook hate in this place. I'd duck for cover if I were you.
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Why? Why be down on Dane? What did he ever do to you people!!!!!:cuss:

badgirl 05-18-2009 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 5774332)
I'd love to see Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia have an antifreeze chugging contest.
:eek:

Thig Lyfe 05-18-2009 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5774334)
Why? Why be down on Dane? What did he ever do to you people!!!!!:cuss:
He ruined comedy.

Garcia Bronco 05-18-2009 11:37 AM
Please stop watching this show as it perpetuates the idea that Dane Cook is funny.

badgirl 05-18-2009 11:38 AM
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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5774340)
He ruined comedy.
Ok who do you guys like? I love comedy and have always wanted to go to comedy club, but have never got to yet. Throw me some names out I will watch them if I haven't yet.

Fish 05-18-2009 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by badgirl (Post 5774317)
I just made it up.
Funny either way I guess. I could see Dane having trouble with things like contractions, possessive nouns, and jokes...

badgirl 05-18-2009 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 5774340)
He ruined comedy.
Are you all the ones who sent him the anonymous email after his parents died.

Just Passin' By 05-18-2009 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco (Post 5774341)
Please stop watching this show as it perpetuates the idea that Dane Cook is funny.
Now, now, nobody really believes Dane Cook is funny.


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