Its all the chanting that creeps me out.

the only good thing about Catholics is that once the girls are out of high school and go to college, they want to drink and have sex a lot.

Amen.

Man, I'd love to get my hands on a few of those mean Nuns. Satan's gonna have fun with these folks.

Hmm I found the ones that were still in HS to be more than willing to do the splits on the back seat of my car (when I was also in HS you sicko's).