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Mr. Plow 06-28-2009 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869332)
What did Michael Jackson do at home?

Write legendary songs.


LMAO

Yeah. That's ALL he's gonna be remembered for.

Reaper16 06-28-2009 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5869366)
LMAO

Yeah. That's ALL he's gonna be remembered for.

That's all I give a shit about. There's no way for me to know if he abused any children.

And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby.

rockymtnchief 06-28-2009 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869373)

And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby.

:cuss:That has to be one of the most piss poor posts I've read on here.

ChiefsFanatic 06-28-2009 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869332)
What did Michael Jackson do at home?

Write legendary songs.

He also wrote $20 million dollar checks so families would drop charges and disappear from home.

kstater 06-28-2009 04:35 PM

These jokes are classless. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

googlegoogle 06-28-2009 04:37 PM

Michael Jackson songs sucked. Other than 'off the wall' disco dance album most of them were crap.

The media would go 'gosh' it's another big hit for MJ because of record/cd sales.

Most of the sales were to dumb kids and blacks.

Gonzo 06-28-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869373)
That's all I give a shit about. There's no way for me to know if he abused any children.

And on that matter, the man wrote "Billy Jean." If a couple of kids had to be molested and mentally damaged in order for that song to have been written, then you know what? That's just collateral damage, baby.

I know you post this for comical value and all but jesus man. The guy was likely a pedophile. And in my opinion, his music was not that good. It won't be transendant, (sp?). I doubt my 11 month old will be listening to it when he's our age.
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Reaper16 06-28-2009 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 5869394)
I know you post this for comical value and all but jesus man. The guy was likely a pedophile. And in my opinion, his music was not that good. It won't be transendant, (sp?). I doubt my 11 month old will be listening to it when he's our age.
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Yes, I did post the last bit for comedy.

But the "Thriller" album will stand the test of time. There hasn't been a pop song in the same realm as "Billy Jean" since, and likely never will be. If your 11th month old isn't listening to Michael Jackson, then it will be because his musical taste is poor (like so many people's).

StcChief 06-28-2009 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 5869385)
He also wrote $20 million dollar checks so families would drop charges and disappear from home.

this.:clap:

StcChief 06-28-2009 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by RNR (Post 5869361)
Only in America can a poor black kid grow up to be a rich white lady

LMAO

Reaper16 06-28-2009 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefsFanatic (Post 5869385)
He also wrote $20 million dollar checks so families would drop charges and disappear from home.

Hmmm. Why would he settle the case out of court... because the very allegation that one is a child molester can scar an entire career, maybe? As likely it is that he molested kids, its just as likely that there were parents looking to get a pay day off of MJ's weirdness.

Gonzo 06-28-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869397)
Yes, I did post the last bit for comedy.

But the "Thriller" album will stand the test of time. There hasn't been a pop song in the same realm as "Billy Jean" since, and likely never will be. If your 11th month old isn't listening to Michael Jackson, then it will be because his musical taste is poor (like so many people's).

That's your opinion, as jaded as it appears sir. People have different and varied taste in music. I personally have no MJ music in my IPod but if his music stands the test of time and my son wants to listen to it, I won't have a problem with that.
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StcChief 06-28-2009 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Reaper16 (Post 5869431)
Hmmm. Why would he settle the case out of court... because the very allegation that one is a child molester can scar an entire career, maybe? As likely it is that he molested kids, its just as likely that there were parents looking to get a pay day off of MJ's weirdness.

or maybe just maybe he was guilty.

OnTheWarpath15 06-28-2009 06:00 PM

What are Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett and Ed McMahon all doing next month?

Waiting for Patrick Swayze.

gblowfish 06-28-2009 06:45 PM

Comedy is not pretty:

Q: What time did Michael Jackson go to bed?
A: When the big hand touched the little hand

Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite rock song?
A: Sweet Child O' Mine.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other f**ks little boys.

Q: How many times does 12 go into 50?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: What's 6 + 50 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a Big Wheel parked outside his house!

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds..

Q: Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of the Boy Scouts?
A: He was up to two packs a day.

Q: What is the worst thing about making love to Michael Jackson?
A: When the bunk beds break.

Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.

Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children,
and the other is used to hold groceries.

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost.

Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
A: Michael's been able to have kids.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
A: He was stuck to the little boy carrying the chicken.

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?
A: Monsigneur.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?

Q: What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
A: Bring-em Young.

Q: What do little boys hate about staying at Michael Jackson's ranch?
A: The two-drink minimum.


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