For god's sake, just remember this. The moon is bigger than an elephant.

Bullshit.

The elephant in this picture is clearly bigger than the moon.

http://www.malamala.com/gallery09/Ch...phant-moon.jpg

Test is over and they are being graded. To keep us busy, they are telling folks to stand up and say which celebrity they look like for a t-shirt.
I'm wondering if I should say peter griffin. But I bet the shirt won't fit.

They just called my number, so I guess I'm on to a producer interview later.

If you make it, feel free to use me as your help line, Mr. Sully. I know a lot about macaroons, the atomic structure of heavy metals, and the various flavors of edible panties.

FAX

that's awesome congrats

I just shouted out "Louis Anderson for the block!"
No one laughed.
Must be quite a game show rivalry.

Good luck man!

... Must be nice.

I'm trying out for "Who Wants To Pay Their Electric Bill?"

FAX

My electric company sent me a FAIL notice. :drool:

:LOL:

The things you have to do to become a millionaire these days....

I wonder what formula they use. You can't be TOO smart, or they will be worried you'd actually do well. You can't be too dumb either because that makes for bad TV.

All evidence to the contrary.

Well, sure, an AFRICAN elephant.

Oh! I can help, too! My areas of particular expertise are the atomic structure of macaroons, various flavors of edible heavy metals, and panties. You might have to move fast, though, because as I eat more heavy metals I tend to forget about the panties and macaroons.