Demonpenz |
08-27-2009 10:06 AM |
Life lesson 08/26/09 Lady at the vending machine.....
This lady is at the vending machine, it was one of those refridgerated ones that spin around. She always sits there and pretends she is looking at oranges or salad, but I know her fat ass is going to get The packaged biskits and gravey. So she sits there and sweats for what seems to be an forever. I walk in and out a couple times before she actually gets something. Now **** I am hungry for the Bizkits and gravey. So I get it and I am already feeling like white trash for getting freaking Gravy out of a vending machine. So I bite into it and it is OLD. Gross. So I paid 1.50 and I am pissed knowing full well that is a 22oz of natty light fom the gas station I could be sipping on after work. So I suck it up and go to the lady who is in charge of refunds. She is really skinny and pretty, I have no chance so I am only 40 percent embarrassed about getting biskits and gravy out of a vending machine. So I tell her how the biskits were bad and the gravy was unfortunate and she asks if I still have the evidence. I said no it is down the hall i threw it away. she the looks at me like "god you are a fat ****, no wonder you wear 38 pants you eat gravy all the time, I bet you you ate that gravy and biskets and asked for a refund so you can stuff more gravy in your mouth" I shamefully got my refund and bought a candy bar and cheeze its
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