"Europe! Let me tell you a secret! If nobody votes...the people in the fancy suits keep all the power!"

I actually liked that part. Made me smile and chuckle. And the girls shaking their asses on the Segways was nice. I normally despise music like this but it entertained me.

Euros know how to have fun. They're not nearly as concerned with what other people think as we Americans. Admirable.

DANCE!

For democracy!

I'll take Knocked Up My Dancing Girl for $1,000, Alex. :D

Yeah. The way he rubbed her belly made me think the kid was his.

If not...AWKWARD...

T minus 2 weeks until Flo Rida releases a remix of this.

Wow. This is like if Ivan Drago was gay and made techno music with relatively hot bitches and some wierd shit sprinkled in just for the hell of it. Overall, not too shabby.

And here I was thinking Bono was going to do a duet with Emmylou Harris covering this on a soon to be released on I-Tunes covers album tribute to world hunger and democracy.

On a side note, I hear that DJ Trexx will be orchestrating the soundtrack for the next Uwe Boll "film."

pure awesomness

IN DEFENSE OF WHAT YOU ALL CALL "TECHNO"
 

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bastard child of billy idol & vanilla ice raised in a german orphanage?

Dear God, dare I say that even the lowly Vanilla Ice is cooler than that walking catastra****?


That guy couldn't attain the coolness of Billy Idol's discarded condom.

I don't know. When you can convince the dancing girl that you knocked up to keep swinging her ass on film along with her librarian sister while sporting a mullet that would choke Billy Ray Cyrus circa 1992, you've got to have a little degree of coolness. Personally, I'm thinking DJ Trexx can pull Bullrider level ass - and it appears he's pulling it from both sides of the fence.

LMAO