.......and they're real too. Really, they are. They're natural.

They're both liars.

A real shot of suspension.

What exactly did Merriman lie about? (In this case)

I think the only thing Merriman did wrong was hanging out with the wrong people. That dude is under enough scrutiny due to his steroid issue, the last thing he needs is to be surrounded by shady characters.

Tela effing Tequila? Come on man, she looks like a damn cartoon character.

He's just trying to enjoy the celebrity of being an NFL star while it lasts because for him it won't. Very few players are the same after his type of injury so he'll never be the dominant player he once was.

I don't know what's true and what's not in this specific case, but Merriman has lied in the past.

Probably not allergic to opiates.

Yes he has.

I have too.

I am sure you have as well.

He never lied about anything that would get someone arrested for 2 felonies though, so I'm not going to be as harsh on him as Tila Tequila.

By the way if you go on her twitter, it seems like she never sleeps. Nonstop messages man. What a dumb bitch.

http://twitter.com/OFFICIALtila

This

I think maybe he's a "wrong people" himself.

Hopefully this is enough of a distraction for the Chargers the way Jessica Simpson was for Tony Romo and the Cowboys.

Someone should pass legislation legalizing the choking of reality tv "stars".

I second that motion.

Reminds me of some shit I went through with one of my wife's FORMER friends and coworkers. Older woman but very hot, 5 foot nothing, great body, sort of looked like Marlo Thomas. Seemed ditzy but nice. Anyway, her and my wife are out at a karaoke bar one night (she's driving). I get a call from my wife at 2:00 a.m. saying that her friend is completely plowed and being a beligerent bitch, and she needs me to pick them both up. This is a ****ing work night, too. So I get over there, and her friend is sitting on the curb, has pissed herself, and won't give up her car keys. Cops are circling the parking lot like sharks waiting for her to get in car so they can give her a DUI. I finally got the keys away from her, and then I had to put down a blanket for her to sit on so she didn't get piss on my carseat. The whole time she's being shitty to me and my wife. Then, when we get to her apartment, she wouldn't get out of the car and insisted that I take her back to the bar. I wanted to slap the shit out of her. I finally dragged her out of the car, tossed her the keys to her house and told her go sleep it off. But the whole time I'm wondering if somebody's going to call the police on me because I'm manhandling some cute little brunette who is a third my size. Not a good situation.

And after that, the bitch didn't even apologize. In fact, she was pissed at ME because I yelled at her. I told the wife no more hanging out with that moron. And sure enough, she got hammered the following weekend, drove drunk and rear-ended a Porsche at a stoplight. I don't think she was able to wiggle her ass out of that one.

Crazy little women + alcohol = bad news.