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JohninGpt 09-10-2009 02:14 PM
The easiest one to sneak through security would be penis shaped and be worn in your pant leg. Of course, you don't want to let your friends see you drink out of it.

MVChiefFan 09-10-2009 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 6053396)
Was that before or after drinking the contents?
If it was before that’s because the liquor got in the way, if it was after……well, that’s actually the same problem.
:D

JimNasium 09-10-2009 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6053408)
I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.
Your a genious.:D

Fish 09-10-2009 02:30 PM
Just get a Camelbak hydration system and fill it with Bourbon like a normal alcoholic.....

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1...iew4868816.jpg

Hammock Parties 09-10-2009 02:31 PM
Booze is not this important.

Chief Chief 09-10-2009 02:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6053408)
I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.

SCORE ONE FOR THE DWEEB!!!

JimNasium 09-10-2009 02:38 PM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6053487)
Booze is not this important.
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." - W.C. Fields

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying

Radar Chief 09-10-2009 02:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 6053517)
"Never trust a man who doesn't drink." - W.C. Fields

"A man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry." Ecclesiastes 8.15

Here's to a long life and a merry one
A quick death and an easy one
A pretty girl and an honest one
A cold beer and another one!
Irish Saying
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

In wine there is wisdom.
In beer there is strength.
In water there is bacteria.

Both quotes attributed to Ben Franklin though neither is provable.

Predarat 09-10-2009 02:48 PM
Don't talk about taking flasks to Arrowhead in the planet. The Police are lurking here lol. They took down the cellphone flask a few years ago.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832

JimNasium 09-10-2009 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Predarat (Post 6053563)
Don't talk about taking flasks to Arrowhead in the planet. The Police are lurking here lol.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=106832
That's what I was referring to in my post. Poor Joe.:evil:

Rooster 09-10-2009 03:15 PM
1985 called, they want their idea back... This is far from new.

aturnis 09-10-2009 03:30 PM
Did we all forget about "The Beerbelly"?

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/images/home_center_top.jpg

Or put all of the risk on your old lady and get "The Wine Rack"

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/images/W..._Right_jpg.jpg

POND_OF_RED 09-10-2009 03:32 PM
I have a pair of these that my dad confiscated from a guy in the early 90's. He's worked security at Arrowhead for nearly 20 years now. They definitely aren't fooled by this.

Nzoner 09-10-2009 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 6053570)
That's what I was referring to in my post. Poor Joe.:evil:
'Ol Deputy Dawg turned out to be a helluva guy though,I wonder if he still lurks here.

JimNasium 09-10-2009 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 6053777)
'Ol Deputy Dawg turned out to be a helluva guy though,I wonder if he still lurks here.
How ya been?


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