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Meet the Fockers. My God. Barbra Streisand and Dustin Hoffman acting "sexy". Felt like throwing up in my mouth most of the movie.

The first Star Trek Movie. That bald chick. The half hour of looking at the Enterprise so that the Trekkies could masturbate in their seats. Veeeger. Just stop it.

Godfather 3. Never have I been so disappointed. We waited 16 years for THIS? Did Al Pacino or Coppola ever watch the first 2 because Michael Corleones entire personality was different. This is when I started to think of a possible Al is Dead theory. Think about it. Somewhere between Author Author and Sea Love Al Pacino looked different, sounded different and his personality was different. Think about it. Watch his movies before and after. I don't think its the same guy!
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I'd like to say "Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus", but I can't... I laughed my ass off!

ROFL

Anything playing on SciFi/SyFy this weekend. The actors are either college kids needing some beer money or washed up actors (Gary Busey) trying to stay in the spot light. The special effects are horrible, the scripts are poor, and the acting atrocious.

You pick really terribly.

The worst movie I ever payed for was Ultraviolet. So terrible.

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I'm still pissed off they cancelled Farscape due to budget issues, yet still make those shitty movies at an amazing rate.

Batman and Robin.
Nipples on armor.
:Lin:

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I think it's one of the best movies of the 90's.

Yeah.....I just wasn't into it. Some of my friends liked it. But I respectfully disagree.

Maybe I shoulda put Battlefield Earth? That was horrible.

Epic movie
Date movie
Basically any parody movie made in the last 5 or so years.

Seriously do these directors watch their own movies to see how shitty they are? There's no ****ing way they can be pleased with the pieces of shit they make.
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Yeah.....I just wasn't into it. Some of my friends liked it. But I respectfully disagree.

Maybe I shoulda put Battlefield Earth? That was horrible.

Gattica was alright but it was god awful boring especially the beginning. I don't see how people say its one of the best movies in any decade.
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1. Christmas With the Kranks - (ex g/f awesome idea of seeing this flick) This stars Tim coke head Allen and hermie Jamie Lynn Curtis. every Xmas season some shitty Christmas comedy flick comes out and this was that season's flick, but out of every movie thats ever been made, this one takes the cake for being the biggest POS ever. I walked out and threaten to leave me g/f there if she didn't come with me. We rented a movie and chilled back at my place. Me and my ex used to always argue why we didn't get to see any movies that she wanted to see. Well this is full proof of the bullshit she likes to pick out.

2. Redline - Watched about 30 min of this when I came home one night and my roomate was watching this. At first I thought it was one of the Fast n Furious movies, but no...that wasn't shitty enough. I was never big into any of those street racing movies to begin with, but to make a shitty spin-off like movie about racing from another shitty racing movie.....I mean come on, a bitch being the best driver? We all know women can't drive cars for ****ing crap on a stick.

3. Batman and Robin - Whoever made this movie needs to be shot. Bat suits with huge nipples, reeruned one liners from Robin, horrible bat gadgets, ****ing Mr Freeze's ice hockey foot clan? The movie was filled with so many colors I thought I was tripping shrooms through out the movie only I wasn't. I was just witnessing a bunch of horse shit spread out across a string of movie film.

4. Jennifers Body - I just got done watching this movie. I'm speechless but confused by whether its because Megan Fox is so hot, or that was the worst hr 1/2 of shit I've seen in a while. I hope to god Megan Fox is never given a primary role ever again. She can't act for shit. She just needs to be on camera and look good and speak at a bare minimum. They gave her a bigger role in the 2nd Transformers movie, which is why I thought that movie was far worse than the 1st. I would give anything to **** her though. Did I mention she was hot?

5. Gattica - Man this movie just wasn't for me. I gonna get bashed for this because a lot people I know disagreed with me about this movie. I was just not interested in it at all. It started out really slow and continued to be really slow. And just never got my attention. I think Ethan Hawke's a homo anyways. I dont know how I got persuaded to see this movie.

I love Gattaca. One of my favorite movies. It's very interesting. I was riveted, even though it was slow. But, in some movies, slow is good.

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You pick really terribly.

The worst movie I ever payed for was Ultraviolet. So terrible.

Terrible movie, as movies go, but I don't know if Mila Jovovich has ever looked better. She was HOT in that movie. She was also hot in the Fifth Element. I REALLY like Mila.

28 Days Later

Freddy vs Jason

Anything with Drew Barrymore... fat ugly whore...

I am glad I don't see movies that often it has to be a slam dunk award winner that needs to be seen if i like it. I have caught a few shitty ones on tnt though. I actually can't think of Thee shitty movie, just a couple groaners, duets

1 - Plan 9 From Outer-space (Hilariously Awful)
2 - Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (Terrible all the way around)
3 - Twister (Terrible forced plot and horrible dialogue)
4 - Titanic (Millions spent on CG and Special Effects. I swear he hired his reeruned nephew to write the script for free. One of the few movies where I walked away pissed off because of the horrible script)