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BigMeatballDave 10-09-2009 09:13 PM

Once posted by FloridaChief some yrs ago, but it bears repeating...
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Just when you think this place has reached its nadir, someone grabs a shovel and digs for China.

Hammock Parties 10-09-2009 09:13 PM

I spurt like a water fountain. It's fun.

booger 10-09-2009 09:14 PM

somebody yell PULL i got my tape measure ready

BigMeatballDave 10-09-2009 09:15 PM

I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

Pioli Zombie 10-09-2009 09:16 PM

They have a contest here during Jets games.
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JohninGpt 10-09-2009 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by booger (Post 6156882)
somebody PULL i got my tape measure ready

FYP

Hammock Parties 10-09-2009 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156884)
I have a semen phobia.

You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

4th and Long 10-09-2009 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

ROFL

booger 10-09-2009 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 6156888)
FYP

ROFL

BigMeatballDave 10-09-2009 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

ROFL

Buck 10-09-2009 09:34 PM

It really depends how far away her face is. If jerking it, I am for the drain or the rag.
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ziggysocki 10-09-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6156889)
You sculpted it into a likeness of Phil?

Impressive.

Thats ****ing funny man...

reiko57 10-09-2009 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156874)
Depends on my level of excitement. "Me time"? Not far. With a woman, 3-4 easily.

its like that for me, only the other way around.. maybe im gay idk, but in all fairness, i have had some haggard females

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-10-2009 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigChiefDave (Post 6156884)
I have a semen phobia. I am completely grossed out by it.

I guess I'll just go ahead and throw out your job application then.

kcjayhawks5 10-10-2009 02:32 PM

it depends what kind of lube i use. if i use the traditional remedies then its the same result, about a foot or so. but i find the traditional remedies to be a bit boring. last time i tried crunchy peanut butter and talk about a hole in one! old faithful erupted outta my penis.


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