ChiefsPlanet - Life The problem with internet girlfriends

Page 2 of 10

Last »

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)

- Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)

- -

The problem with internet girlfriends (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=218395)

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6274191)

I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the ****ing United States. Look locally.....****.

Yeah that was back when I first started...dumb.

DumbHillbillies

11-18-2009 05:50 PM

Too funny

luv	11-18-2009 05:50 PM

Okay, I read her email far enough to read "I love you every bit as much as I said I did." WHAT. THE. ****. They were telling each other "I love you" before they even met in person??? I don't know which is worse - her lying to him about her looks, or him being desparate enough to fall for it.

The Franchise

11-18-2009 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv (Post 6274206)

He's probably fat and pissed off that she's fat instead of looking like the first picture.

stevieray

11-18-2009 05:52 PM

1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"

KCUnited

11-18-2009 05:53 PM

Where's ol boys picture? People got to know if something is to good to be true. If the chick doesn't look like someone that would talk to you in real life, she's not real.

RJ	11-18-2009 06:02 PM

These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

Skip Towne

11-18-2009 06:08 PM

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

JohninGpt

11-18-2009 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 6274192)

I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

Just how many oinkers have you "done" today?

The Franchise

11-18-2009 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6274261)

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

T-post Tom

11-18-2009 06:10 PM

I'd hit it. (With a sledgehammer.)

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6274261)

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

Use plenty of fish. There are lots of horny older girls on there.

Don't pay. Under any circumstances.

You just need to upload a few photos of yourself and write a little bit. Use good grammar and spelling, chicks hate dumbasses.

luv	11-18-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6274268)

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

8AM? You think old women sleep in that late?

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-18-2009 06:12 PM

Teh intrawebs is creepy.

Skip Towne

11-18-2009 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6274268)

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 12:29 AM.

Page 2 of 10

Last »

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page