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Dante84 12-15-2009 05:44 PM

She's not even that good of a prospect. Her lips are too puffy, and she is too tall to be a spinner. I would most likely go with Whitney Port (USC - The Hills) or Kyra Sedgewick (USC- The Closer).

/Mecca

Bane 12-15-2009 05:45 PM

I'd hit it like Hiroshima!!!!

CaliforniaChief 12-15-2009 05:46 PM

Good boy, Gonzo.

Ummm....how would Lumpy vote?

rockymtnchief 12-15-2009 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 6349952)

As an aside, my wife and I have an arrangement where if Bruce Springsteen and his wife Patty Scialfa ever propose a one-night swap with us, we'll say yes.

Well I don't know how many girls you've dated, man
But you ain't lived till you had your tires rotated
By a red headed woman
A red headed woman

soundmind 12-15-2009 05:48 PM

Face down in a dumpster, you bet your pistols I'd do it.

Simply Red 12-15-2009 05:52 PM

http://i50.tinypic.com/hst2si.jpg

Red Brooklyn 12-15-2009 05:54 PM

Voted no...

and I gotta tell ya. I'm not really attracted to Alba. I supposes she's pretty, but she's so talentless that it hurts. I know we're not talking about ****ing her talent, but I just can't get passed how bad she is. So... no... I wouldn't. Because I'm married. Because I love my wife. Because I don't believe in cheating. And because I'm just not that attracted to Jessica Alba. She's bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.







Bad.

Iowanian 12-15-2009 05:55 PM

I wouldn't do it. My word and my vow are worth far more than a wet pickle.

Pablo 12-15-2009 05:58 PM

We'll be able to add this to the other infamous CP polls before long. The NO's will outweight the YES's and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.

L.A. Chieffan 12-15-2009 05:59 PM

jessica biel would be tougher to say no to

Phobia 12-15-2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 6349975)
I made a promise to her,

If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....

Quote:

and I've seen the consequences of infidelity in others' lives.
This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.

L.A. Chieffan 12-15-2009 06:01 PM

i would do everything in my power to convince the two of them to get together

burt 12-15-2009 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6350054)
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.

My retirement is not what it was......

Dante84 12-15-2009 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6350047)
...and we'll all continue about our lives throwing the football 60+ yards with our 11 inch penises.

I can't throw 60 yards.

:D

Colt4540 12-15-2009 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 6350054)
If that's not enough deterrence for the average guy....



This should be. I've seen more carnage from infidelity than from war. Really. I've lived both. If you step out on your wife, be prepared to take a 50% reduction on your wages for a very long time because that's what it's gonna cost to:
1. Pay your attorney and potentially hers.
2. Lose half your retirement.
3. Pay alimony & child support.
4. Regain intangible relationships which have been damages - whether it be friendships or professionally oriented.

and on and on and on.

No one will know, it's only cheating if you get caught.


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