Consider anything posted that is funny in this thread stolen.

Exactly. I need to build up a cache of status updates available for any moment/situation.

I refuse to be one of those....NAME is having coffee status people.

Why do people want to copy others' status updates? I've never understood that at all. Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose?

The ones that piss me off are the: Confused, upset, wondering bla bla bla. Then people comment: What's wrong, everything okay, whats going on, but they never reply.

Then you have the people that post EVERY ****ING THING that pops in their head - they get the hide button pretty fast

is [this comment has been removed due to legal action by the Church of Scientology].


just noticed that the "lol" acronym looks like a drowning person.


Scratch ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

And it's one thing if it's not a normal update and there is something wrong, but the constant teenage angst / attention whoring updates get annoying fast. Jump down off that cross, use the wood to make a bridge, and get over it.

"[blah blah blah]. FML"

Read something about LJ and remembered my status update from the day we cut him...

Bearcat: Good riddance, Larry Johnson... I remember sitting at 54th Street the day the Chiefs traded down to get him, completely dumbfounded at what I had just witnessed..... and if being as overrated as the college he went to isn't enough, he's not even a decent person and has an IQ of a toaster.
November 9 at 10:32am

Bearcat: And not even a good toaster, but one that always burns your toast and never pops the toast all the way up so you end up sticking a fork into it and electrocuting yourself.

Bearcat (I normally don't respond twice to my own posts... I was a bit overjoyed): Seriously though, stay classy...
http://blogs.pitch.com/plog/Larry%20...on%20vegas.jpg


And one of the comments from a friend...
I have always hated LJ... In High School/College I used to be a counselor at a camp for CMH kids with heart conditions and one year we had him come out... not only was he 3 hours late and only stay for 15 min, but he wouldn't even throw the ball around with this kids... AND during a short QA session one of the kids asked if he wished he'd finished college and LJ scoffed and laughed as he said "No... college was a waste of time." To a bunch of 9-year-old kids! AND... he wouldn't sign any autographs because "his agent advised him not to" or some BS like that.

I mean come on! Most of these kids have spent more of their life in the hospital than on the playground.

He was a total creep.
November 9 at 10:52am

I remember putting up a faux Craigslist ad selling an overpriced, underproducing locker room cancer the day he went off on Twitter.

99% of my Facebook friends aren't Chiefs fans, so they really had no clue what I was talking about.

I hate that. Get a twitter if you want to do that, and then people who give a shit can subscribe.

chiefs blackout doesn't mean everyone in the stands is going to be wearing black

Oh that's good

Facebook used to be good.

.... then they allowed anyone to register.
.... then they added all of the stupid apps.

I remember when you had to have a valid university email address to register.

Facebook has turned into MySpace and that is not a good thing.

I posted this one the other day: "THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: Have you ever wondered if the bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack? Have a nice day."

Friend of mine who is from my hometown, went to Mizzou for a year, and has since been in Butt****nowhere, Nevada

Friend: Just wrote a 4 page, single spaced, front and back essay for my history final on the kansas-Nebraska Act, why kansas is the root of all evil, why kansas caused the civil war, how much of a badass Quantrill was, and how much I hate kansas with a passion. It only had to be one paragraph.....