I'd start kicking people in the nuts. Then I would eat their party pretzels and leave.

I'd bust out some sick dance moves. Black people like to "get down."

I'll bet you're well known for your dance moves. You seem like the dancing type.

What an asshole.

I come by it honestly.

I'd probably take a picture and post it on CP.

Who the heck is her dad? They won't even tell us?

I figured out that her last name is Lee, but don't know who her father is.

I'd get all choked up and start blubbering about how it's an honor, and I don't know to thank everyone.