hey, here's something random....like you're email.

Today, in a catalogue, I saw bubble bottles with crosses on the top. http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...FL._SS500_.jpg

what?

And you know what? You just didn't try hard enough when the opportunity presented itself. You know it, and are just doing your best to piss all over my parade. It's not MY fault you let love walk right out the door; it's not MY fault you left $21,749,635 in Nigerian dollars floating around, not to be collected. YOU need to step up when you get the chance, and stop trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you obviously are. How dare you.

it's sarcasm on top of sarcasm

I wonder what she watches on the discovery channel?

Blowing bubbles for God. Awesome! I had no idea God liked to blow bubbles. I knew he liked to turn into an old dude when he was sick of being Alanis Morrisette and play Skee Ball, but this is a true revelation.

it's more of the whole, let's put a symbol of suffering on top of a bottle that's full of joyful magic and fun for little ones.....I'm betting God blows bubbles...BIG ONES....but there's a time and place for ****'s sake.

Bubbles and Jesus, the only thing keeping this from being completely heavenly are some harps and unicorns.

Dude is probably a liberal and doesn't believe in Personal Responsibility.

"Oh, poor me, I'm too oppressed to claim my Nigerian money, I need the government to do it for me! Help me Obama!".

That's how liberals are when it comes to love, money and keeping their hedges trimmed.

unicorns freak me out

I'd ask why, but I'm relatively sure it would scar me.

it would.

She probably weights 300 pounds and eats ho-ho's all day watching soaps...

she ain't a lady unless she's 280!

:shake:


Ehhh, I got me 3 or 4 of those stalkers. I suggest you have fun with it, reply & string her a long for awhile. Of course you'll have to keep us updated.