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wild1 01-21-2010 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 6465370)
LOL ...what? Yeah i'll hook you up. With the brother/s! Dude if you were a man you wouldn't have went there. Tell you what...... for $100.00 I'll let her hit you in the face too.


PhilFee:arrow:

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philfree 01-21-2010 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6465391)
You say that like it's a bad thing.

Are you a homophobe?

NO. But I'm not homo and I bet you really don't get it.

PhilFree:arrow:

Bugeater 01-21-2010 12:03 AM

lemme guess, after this you called your mom and she got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'.

Hammock Parties 01-21-2010 12:03 AM

No, I get it. Your woman whacked you in the face.

Unless you did something to her, you need to lay down the law.

wild1 01-21-2010 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6465413)
No, I get it. Your woman whacked you in the face.

Unless you did something to her, you need to lay down the law.

When it comes to handling women, do yourself a favor and listen to the expert.

philfree 01-21-2010 12:06 AM

Please delete this thread. Double damb.....

PhilFree:arrow:

Hammock Parties 01-21-2010 12:08 AM

Sounds to me like you're feeling guilty. Maybe she had a good reason to hit you in the face?

philfree 01-21-2010 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6465422)
Sounds to me like you're feeling guilty. Maybe she had a good reason to hit you in the face?



Nope....Never a reason for something like that ever. She gets mad when i drink and sing off key....WTF? As stupid as it sounds........

PhilFree:arrow:

Saccopoo 01-21-2010 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6465377)
Whatever. You need to show this bitch who the boss is. Retaliating physically is only going to result in legal action.

Defile one of the pretty little princesses in her life. And then tell her. Take photographs if possible. If you get an 18-year old drunk enough they'll do anything.

That's some really great advice.

They could also call the cops in the morning, say that you forced alcohol on them and then raped them. Which would basically be the truth. If you are too drunk to drive, you are too drunk to **** and it can result in some serious legal problems. But if you want to go to the big house and get raped in the shower for the next 11 years, be my guest.

Hammock Parties 01-21-2010 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 6465432)
They could also call the cops in the morning, say that you forced alcohol on them and then raped them. Which would basically be the truth.

Consensual sex between drunken adults happens all over the world, every night.

I am guessing philfree is far too faithful to his abusive wife to go out looking for strange, though.

Phobia 01-21-2010 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 6465435)
I am guessing philfree is far too faithful to his abusive wife to go out looking for strange, though.

Yeah, that's kinda how the whole thing is supposed to work.

Ebolapox 01-21-2010 12:56 AM

this is why there should be a breathalyzer attached to keyboards. over the limit, keyboard doesn't work.

Mastashake 01-21-2010 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6465471)
this is why there should be a breathalyzer attached to keyboards. over the limit, keyboard doesn't work.

Its funny when one person is drunk, and the sober people are taking the seriously.

Mr. Flopnuts 01-21-2010 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by philfree (Post 6465394)
Sadly...she wasn't.......Well maybe she was..I was!....I'm so sweet but that's no excuse! I don't want counseling...but........Shazamm....

PhilFree:arrow:

Well, really it was her I was talking about. That's pretty bad if she was sober. Counseling may be the best option. No judgment there. No negativity at all. Just sincere advice. I wish you guys the best. It's never easy.

kysirsoze 01-21-2010 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 6465471)
this is why there should be a breathalyzer attached to keyboards. over the limit, keyboard doesn't work.

No no.... this is why there shouldn't.


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