I found him...

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_xM6S1O620QE/St...s800/Jesus.jpg

Let's just say he won't be causing any more terrible religious wars and won't be coming back a 2nd time.

:D

So a priest walks into a bar and sits next to a fellow who's been drinking for a bit. After the priest orders a drink, the guy beside him says, "Father, I've been wondering...my ex-high-school-sweetheart just became a nun. I understand it's very respectable, but why do so many women commit to a life like that?"

The priest thought for a moment and replied, "Well, my son, the call to the Sisterhood is an important step to gaining a closer, more emotional and spiritual relationship with Jesus."

"That's what I thought," the guy said. "I just can't wrap my head around how she wants to go through all of that."

"What do you mean?" the priest asked.

"Well, she's never been into arrogant or boastful guys."

The priest took into consideration that the fellow had been drinking and remained calm. "Jesus tried to help the people of the world in every way he could, and he tried to remain unseen. He most certainly was not arrogant or boastful."

"I'm sorry, Father, but that's definitely bullsh*t," the guy replied. "Any guy has gotta be a prick if he's going to lie about how well he was hung."

Jesus is cool. I am totally for everything Jesus stood for. Plus, I like miracles. A lot.

But, the thing is that Jesus has had some pretty stiff competition ever since Mr. DaneMcCloud raised himself from the dead.

FAX

Seriously....I live in San Diego....20% of our population is named Jesus!

Speaking of Jesus, this is a hilarious read- Christopher Moore's "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal."

http://www.amazon.com/Lamb-Gospel-Ac...4908149&sr=1-1