Not a very good shield in a fire fight

I'm not ****ing around

Posting in this thread is going to cause spirits to haunt me for the rest of my life. **** it, like they can make my life any worse.

Yes, something called the other person holding the little piece.

Neither is Hasbro. They have "Ouija" as a registered trademark.

You guys shouldn't discount this stuff. They imbue these pieces of cardboard with magic spiritual energy as the machines mindlessly crank out millions of them at the Parker Brothers factory in Wenzouhang, China.

My friends and I use to play around with a Ouija board back in the day. I still don't know what to make of them. We experienced some crazy, crazy shit. I'm still a huge skeptic even though I witnessed things I can't quite explain. I think Ouija boards are weird. Fun. But weird.

Nope. You've never done it, have you?

Ive seen purple indians riding across clouds throwing thunderbolts at my el camino.
Ouija boards?
for real?

get a ****in grip.

your mind is slippin.

My GF is scared to death of them. Claims she unlocked the spirit of some little girl or some shit. Blah blah blah. I've met plenty of people who swear they unlock spirits and answer questions that only people from the beyond the grave can answer.

Meh.

It's not magical shit in the board ****tard. No one has ever claimed that.

Seriously, I was a huge skeptic until I tried it.

So, go ahead and tell us your story. Who did you meet?

really wanna scare yourself lay a demonic sigil under the board nexttime.

You should try doing it without the board.

If you didnt have The Lost Boys telling Twilight, "**** you", people MIGHT take you a LITTLE more seriously.