Are we sure the guy wasn't just blinded when he looked at the lineup?

Well, maybe it wasn't actually a hot dog that put his eye out. LMAO

perhaps he was blind before he got there... an now he's using this as an excuse to get 25 grand and not have it questioned... assuming they (the Royals) would be more than happy to give him 25k to shut up and not take them to court.. where they could lose more.....

wonder if the cops tazed him.. Epic Beard Guy style...


^neither is a serious comment... lets just get that outta the way

TMZ is just getting that off the pleadings. Every court has damage limits to get into that court. That "over 25K" is probably a pleading designed to get into the venue the plantiff wants. For example, to be eligible for federal trial courts usually you have to plead damages in excess of 50K.

Bottom line, the plaintiff probably will ask for more, but hasn't yet determined the exact damages they will seek at this point in the process.

ROFL

"Bitch, you got your weiner in my eye!"

"Oh, yeah, miss thang? Well, YOU got your eye on my weiner!"

"Hey! Two great tastes that taste great together!"

Taking a cue from SeaWorld, the Royals did warn the audience at the start of the game that the first 12 rows may be struck with a wiener.

At some point Darwin's theory needs to kick in.

What a coincidence, I think Tiger Woods warned all the women in the first row of the gallery of the same thing. :D

Slugger isn't as bad as KC Wolf. KC Wolf is a DICKKK. He shoots t-shirts out of that gun right point blank into the second row.

Poz list of oddities that only happens to the royals has to grow larger now.

make the bad man stop, mommy!

"What happened to your eye?"

"I was stabbed with a wiener."

God, you gotta be a pussy to sue for this. And he claims he also got cataracts from this. ....yeah, cataracts.
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Sluggerrr is the only Royal who isn't afraid to move somebody off the plate.