Are the steel men a comin'?

I'm chuckling so hard I can't think of any.

What is Gaz?

Do you draftorbate while your mother blows true fans for crack?

Have you ever dated a 'niner' whilst wearing a baby blue Perry Ellis polo?

"what year did john goodman die?"
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You are standing in a train station in Baltimore. The time is 4:00 pm. The train left Chicago 20 minutes ago and is traveling at 50 miles per hour. You observe a woman who bends her knees slightly prior to farting. What do you say to the woman?

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Prestone or Zerex?

Is the answer "bless you"?

"ginger or maryann?"
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How often does Jason Whitlock make sense?

MoHillbilly, GoChiefs, and Bwana are approaching you. Who is carrying the gun, who is carrying the knife, and who is carrying the latest issue of Cosmo?



j/k Clay!!!

Who was Carl Peterson's worst draft pick?

Full points if they answer Blackledge, half points if they answer Trezelle Jenkins or Herm Edwards.

ROFL

You are asleep. You are awakened by a strange noise. You walk downstairs to discover that a stranger has entered your home in the dead of night and decapitated your monkey. Do you ...

A) Attempt to reattach the head with superglue and twine?

B) Saute your monkey in scallions and garlic and serve on a bed of wild rice?

C) Become an urban vigilante bent on revenge going by the name of Half Cock?

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