Yeah so when my ex-girlfriend's husbund was in the bathroom today I got a quick blow job under the table from her like old days while I was waiting their table. The stupid son of a bitch still tipped me to LMAO

No they won't.

Who would they be waiting on?

That is very probable. ROFLROFL

You know at the very least, he put a booger in the scrambled eggs.

Well played.

lunch will be served by your ex-gay- boyfriend ... enjoy .....

"Today one of my customers was this chick who used to like it when I came on her face. I can't believe anyone could put up with her long enough to get married. Damn, I feel sorry for that bastard. On his customer receipt, I told him to check the oil in his car, because I was able to stick a picture underneath the hood of their car. It said..."

http://i.bnet.com/blogs/its_a_trap.jpg

You know what's sick? I do have serious education. And, yeah, I'm not waiting tables. In fact, I work for a little company that's on the verge of landing what for us would be a huge contract (actually, we already had a contract in Feb, but it was cancelled for political reasons). This one contract would give our company a ridiculous level of growth.

But, we had to go to the Philippines to get it.

Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy about the economy?

Yep, the above post had to come, excuse the pun.

I love running into ex's, nothing like real life jerk off material that I'd long ago forgotten about.

Do you ever eat her out while she Chiefs in your face?

water under the bridge... what she did before you is none of your business, what she does as your wife is ...
You didn't think you were the only guy she ever had the hots for do you?

Not relating to you but I have never understood guys that get mad at guys that look at their women... frankly I would not want a woman that wasn't worth looking at...

Dude, not cool.
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