Shit. This is like Mumbles McHoltz picking your team on college gameday. We're going down 44-10.

LMAO

AirCassel this weekend.

The Chiefthhhhh will win! Why? Becauttthhhh(spits everywhere)hhhe of Charlie Weithhhhhhhh! Chiefttthhhhh 90, Forty Ninertthththththhh 0. (drools)

That would surely lead to a loss.

Isn't 41-0 a bigger asskicking than 44-9? :shrug:

9ers - 9
Chiefs - 6

doen't the weather call for rain?

We're going to kick their ass so bad, we'll forget how to friggin' add, baby!!!

FAX

I was saying recently that this game had some parallels to Priest Holmes' first season, and how it took three games before we finally started feeding him the ball enough to start being explosive.

I hope you are right. But I think it's going to be another brutal scoring game in the teens. 16-10, KC.

My other reaction is that if you substituted 49ers players for Chiefs players in the original passage (like so), the argument would sound just as lame:

"Alex Smith, Frank Gore, Vernon Davis, Michael Crabtree, Brian Westbrook, Ted Ginn Jr., Patrick Willis, Taylor Mays...they're all lying in the weeds, waiting to have their breakout game. If two or three of those guys go off, we win by 14+. If four or five of them explode, we win by 21+. If more than that go off, holy shit, look out.

I think most of them are going to go off.

We're going to rip off the Chiefs' heads and shit down their necks.

This game will be over by halftime.

Complete and total domination. This ass kicking will be on par with the 21-7 shellacking we laid on Kansas City in 2000. It COULD even approach the 28-14 destruction of 1991.

You heard it here first.

We're a powder keg, and this week we EXPLODE."

Niners 23
Chiefs 13

Weaksauce.

rename my cp user name for a month to "Cock Buffer" if we manage a non ugly win this game.
SF is going to **** us and cp will have a melt down.
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I've heard of jinxing our chances, but with all the dynamic predictions, do you have to bend over and invite the jinx to plant its foot deep in your ass? You're out on a limb so thin a hummingbird wouldn't land on it!


And if you are right, I will gladly defer to your superior insight!