Another Eric Warfield thread? Haven't we gotten over him yet?

broil or the oster toaster are both great

George Foreman grill FTW!!!!

1. Toast it
2. Smother some creme fraiche on that son of a bitch.

You could also dip it in antifreeze.

San Diego Best way to eat/cook toast?

The best way to cook toast is not to cook it at all, but to watch it being cooked for you post-coitally by a naked **fill in your favorite actress's name here**

Ding! Toast is ****ing done.

And the quarterback is TOAST!!!!

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Buy toaster. Insert bread. Wait. Eat toast. Success.

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put it in ur armpits :(

Attach piece of bread to Chargers' kick coverage units.
Wait until kickoff.
Remove and enjoy.

The key ingredient is bread. If you do not have bread, then you cannot make toast. You must remember that.