I'd go full on lesbian.

Harrison Ford circa "Raiders"
Dane McCloud
Chuck Norris
whoever's breaking into RainMan's house
the Golden Voiced homeless dude (double rubber)
the Shamwow guy
Ryan Seacrest (because I know it'll go in easy)
Chazz Bono (this may not count, though)
that dude from "The Crying Game" (close enough to a chick that I can daydream)
Jay Leno (but only if Conan gets to watch and laugh)

gochiefs

The hillside strangler is strong with this one.

Skinny Elvis, or Fat Elvis?

Oh, forgot to stipulate, before I get into trouble... for Dane McCloud and Chuck Norris, technically you don't have sex with them... they have sex with you.

Your dad.

Actually I think that would be the Boston Strangler...

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Thank you
God be with you my son

You know you would =P
 

hehe

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Chy...a_photo_21.jpg

-or-

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...olebass/15.jpg

I can't decide. You guys need to help me.

Pfft. She's had work done. No way those tits are real.

Kaiser Soze?

He might be dead tho...

your mom