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Valentine's Day! (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=241442)

seclark

02-11-2011 03:56 PM

wife works late through tax season. might meet her in town for a drink and supper.
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Rooster

02-11-2011 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7420482)

I'm gonna try and **** a 5-10 blonde.

He's a man with a plan.

LiveSteam

02-11-2011 04:26 PM

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._3886328_n.jpg

HAPPY VD

R8RFAN

02-11-2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Rool (Post 7424762)

I will be saving money since I'm going through a divorce.

I bet you will be saving for that day but I bet in the overall big picture, this will probably be the most expensive VD of your life.:shake:

Bump	02-11-2011 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7425273)

I bet you will be saving for that day but I bet in the overall big picture, this will probably be the most expensive VD of your life.:shake:

FYP

Stinger

02-11-2011 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FAX (Post 7424722)

Here's a cool idea I just saw. The World Wildlife Fund has this deal where you can send them 8 bucks a month and adopt a Polar Bear. Ergo, you can give your loved one their very own adopted, individual Polar Bear.

I think that would be kind of a cool Valentine's Day gift. Or, maybe a cool National Polar Bear Day present. Beats the heck out of a stuffed teddy bear thing, I think.

FAX

Show her your sensitive side ..... Donate to the Human Fund...............

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KurtCobain

02-11-2011 10:25 PM

I am going to blow my head off in her lap.

joesomebody

02-12-2011 03:01 AM

How lame would a one year subscription to Pandora Radio (takes away ads and the are you listening bull shit) be for a valentines present be? We're both broke recent college grads. She told me not to get her anything, but I know better. This is 36 bucks, and she'll use it all year, where as a dozen rozes is like 30 bucks and they'll be rotten in under a week.

007	02-12-2011 04:38 AM

This ain't a holiday for married people.

JOhn	02-12-2011 04:49 AM

Gonna go find some bitch here at the hotel, or maybe some 18y/o who needs a few extra bucks & pay her for a BJ.

Figure I'll still spend less than you saps taking your woman out & at least I'm guaranteed some action. ROFL

Hog's Gone Fishin

02-12-2011 04:56 AM

Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan.

When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.

JOhn	02-12-2011 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 7425738)

Got the wife a ticket to Pakistan.

When she gets there I'm putting her on the "No Fly" list.

:thumb:

bevischief

02-12-2011 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guru (Post 7425728)

This ain't a holiday for married people.

this.

luv	02-12-2011 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiefs Rool (Post 7424762)

I will be saving money since I'm going through a divorce.

Your soon-to-be ex must not be doing something right.

Extra Point

02-12-2011 08:46 AM

Two dozen roses for her at work, one for each year I didn't send her flowers at work. When she has to tell me that she wants flowers at work, over the course of this past week, I can't say that she doesn't mean anything else but, "Love you. Do it. Or I'll find creative ways to make your life Hell for at least two weeks."

Win-win. She gets to show her co-workers, who have been getting roses for years, that she's not married to a reerun. I keep a healthy chunk of my ass intact.

It's not a Holiday: it's a guilt bank for women.

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