Rain Man, when is it that you actually conduct real business in life?

I'm picturing DaFace hunched over a keyboard like Ben Kingsley in Schindlers List while you drink martinis with your feet on the desk & dream this stuff up.

A spear in those quarters is not going to be particularly effective.

Lightsaber all the way.

By the way, I have to add that if his saber play goes wonky, he's going to start flooding the sub, and dying in shit-water would be an awful way to go.

But is it explosive diarrhea? The light saber could be the surprise factor here, yhf could blow up without Guru doing anything.

Lightsaber slices spear in half

Unless yhf tries some crazy Darth Maul acrobatic shit and slices his own arm(s) off...Guru = ****ed

Light saber beats Rock as often as paper beats rock.
yhf wins!!@!
BTW- I hope I get the midget sidekick in round 3. (no weapon, not even a light saber, can beat me w/ my midget sidekick)

No chance in hell Kurdt. I'll prolly have shit in my shoes by the time I get to guru but the indomitable saber will prevail.

yeah, but which color did you choose?

Holy hell, you can choose your shit color??!!? No one told me this.

If a guy was approaching me with a light saber that I knew wanted to kill me and all I had was a spear and some rocks I'd involuntarily chit my pants which would take away that advantage.

Who wins if you sink it?

After a bit of research I have settled on a green saber. I beleive Yoda's saber was green and best I can figure he was a badass and I like the way he talks.

green is an acceptable color, you got my vote.

Normally, I'd take the lightsaber with diarrhea, but on a submarine I think I'll take the spear and rocks. I vote Guru.

I fail to see the sabers disadvantage on the sub, besides I picked a green saber everybody is aware of the inherent sub friendly quality of the green saber.