Ask her what she uses those tapes for while overtly winking at her.

Heh, I'm an old fat married guy now. But like my dad used to say, "I can still read the menu, just can't order anything!"

Even if you get it to go?

I had Cajun for lunch. poopage!

Asst., and not real hot, just average. I fired a smokin hot hygienist once cuz she was a complete dumbass.

My problem employee is an ex stripper. Emphasis on the ex.

Assistants are a dime-a-dozen, but they're usually dental assistants for a reason. Too dumb to be a hygienist.

If she was smokin hot, I'm guessing you would've put up with her a little longer.

sad sight to see one of my friends who used to get by on her looks hit that wall. Now she is just trying to put on that pancake makeup and still try to use the same moves, but like a female Thomas Jones, she better learn to do something else.

Nah, office politics are a bitch, pun intended. I work with 9 women, and they love to hate the "hottie". They are all nice when she was around other than some eye rolling, but once fired, she was a slut, whore, etc., all because of her looks. Women are funny that way. My wife, and my partners wife were never really that fond of her either. Go figure.

It's all fun and games until she comes back with a 22.

I swear that the only thing women do is talk shit on each other behind backs.

and make sammiches, give blow jobs, clean houses, and do dishes. That's why we associate with them rather than hunt them as trophys.

Long ago, when I first got into consulting, I had a coworker who was a pretty attractive woman. Not frilly attractive, but elegant attractive. We were starting up a project in a distant city and the client had a social gathering to let everyone get to know each other, and one subcontract member of our consulting team (whom we had hired over the phone) was an eye-scorcher. Gorgeous figure, gorgeous face, and she was really nice as well. We're talking spectacular in terms of appearance. Absolutely spectacular. Seriously. Spectacular. Melt-your-face-off-if-you-get-too-close hot. My coworker and I had a nice conversation with her (no threesome or anything, just a conversation) and we met a bunch of other people and had a generally pleasant evening.

When we were driving back to the hotel we were chatting about who we'd met, and my coworker said, "I hated that Maria woman." [Name changed to protect the innocent.]

I said, "What?"

"I hated her."

"Why do you hate her? She seemed really nice."

"She was all arrogant and snotty. She's not going to be good to work with." She then proceeded to rip apart this other woman. Ripped. Her. Apart.

Now, I had been in the conversation with the two of them. They had not talked at all when I wasn't standing there with them. That Maria woman was very nice. There was absolutely nothing arrogant or snotty about her, and in fact it was the opposite. By all rights she should have been posing in a bikini on a Tahitian beach for seven figures a year, and yet she seemed quite happy with the fact that she was meeting us at a consulting social.

I worked with that coworker for several years, and beginning with Maria I began recognizing the pattern that any time she met a woman who was more attractive than she was, she disliked the woman, and it was never for a legitimate reason. It was amazing and it was completely consistent, and my coworker never knew that she exhibited the pattern. There were only two attractive women that she didn't beat on, and I think that was only because they were other coworkers that I was friends with, so she didn't talk to me about them.

It was quite the eye-opener.

A fine example of womanry. I corresponds with that statement that all women spout at some point, "I just get along a lot better with guys than with other women." No shit, becasue you all seem to be in competition with one another...

If not for a unique and irreplaceable reproductive niche, I'm convinced that women would have been hunted into extinction in the neolithic era.