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4th and Long 08-05-2011 11:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7804961)
Do you also drive a Dodge Stratus?
Negative. I'm the proud son of a GM retiree. No dodges allowed in my driveway.

Hammock Parties 08-05-2011 11:55 PM
WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING

BossChief 08-05-2011 11:57 PM
can I use you to get what I want if we are friends?

SuperChief 08-05-2011 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7804971)
WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING
....you got Myspace, brah?

BossChief 08-05-2011 11:59 PM
myspace lol

SuperChief 08-06-2011 12:03 AM
For Direckshun, I give you - the Australian Handshake:

"A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another."

What a ****ing friend I am.

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7804969)
Did luv make you breakfast?
I wish.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-06-2011 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7804946)
I just realized I've been on this board for four and a half years and I'm not really friends with any of you, luv as the only exception as she's lived in Springfield and we've actually seen a Chiefs game together.

So hi.

Some of you seem pretty nice. Others of you seem like dickheads. I like that mixture. Let's be friends.

So... how do you want to start this friendship off?
Before I (we) can continue I need to know... do you consider me

A. pretty nice
B. dickhead
C. who the **** are you

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Red 5 (Post 7804971)
WE'RE FACEBOOK FRIENDS DOES THAT COUNT FOR NOTHING
Everybody's friends on facebook. Call me when you're Google+'d.

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BossChief (Post 7804974)
can I use you to get what I want if we are friends?
So long as I don't have to put pants on.

Dr. Johnny Fever 08-06-2011 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Direckshun (Post 7804985)
So long as I don't have to put pants on.
I think we can be friends. I don't like wearing pants either.

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SuperChief (Post 7804979)
For Direckshun, I give you - the Australian Handshake:

"A homosexual greeting where one male grabs and uses a handshaking motion on another male's penis. The other male responds by returning the action to the first male, thereby "handshaking" one another."

What a ****ing friend I am.
I think I've actually ended up doing that.

Some random drunken night with no chicks.

ThatRaceCardGuy 08-06-2011 12:08 AM
How about you help me out...I`m a African prince and I want to help make you rich , I just need you to cash this check for me.

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:08 AM
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Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7804981)
Before I (we) can continue I need to know... do you consider me

A. pretty nice
B. dickhead
C. who the **** are you
Some combination of B and C.

Quote:
Originally Posted by noonan (Post 7804986)
I think we can be friends. I don't like wearing pants either.
Let me change my answer. A.

Direckshun 08-06-2011 12:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Thatguy (Post 7804988)
How about you help me out...I`m a African prince and I want to help make you rich , I just need you to cash this check for me.
Will it make my penis bigger?


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