You're a lousy fan.

If i missed the 8pm I'd be up at 6:30 AM just to make sure my beer was cold. **** the BS.

im ok with that, DVR will be ok.

I honestly dont really give a **** about preseason. Ill just watch the first part, once it gets into the 3rd and 4th stringers i dont really care them dudes wont even be on the team. Im good.

Gonna be gone 8 pm?

C'mon, I need a patna in crime so I'm not the only in cali cheering.

naw, ill be around, but watching the streams sometimes can be a pain in the ass. lol They are usually terrrible quality.

I should be watching it.

So do you use a cellphone to communicate your suggestions to Pioli or a tinfoil dildo?

Whatcha talkin' 'bout? It's going to be airing at 8 pm our time on NFLN.

You don't care about Big Dick Stanzi huh?

Excellent.

I always have to explain to my wife that I have to watch it with everyone else in the country or it's not the same.

"why can't you just wait for me?"

"Damnit woman, I told you already! It has to be a universal cheer, even if it is with someone 100 miles away. It's that Chiefs fan bond, ya know?"

To make matters worse, my closest friend is a ****ing die hard Ravens fan and I live around a bunch of Charger fans.....

I need that unity.

Dude.....I'm not holding your hand.

We all hold hands mentally when the game is on the line. :grouphug:

This.

It's Big Dick Rick for gods sake.

Tonight!