And...?

But the Royals havent been eliminated yet. What's their magic number now?

While Luke isn't my father, or uncle for that matter he did do a nice job pitching around that leadoff double. I think he knows where the corner is (sorry about almost ending my sentence in a preposition).

yeah Hochaver has really come around this second half

8 strikeouts for hochaver

Seriously, did you notice the incompetence by the right field ball girl on those two fouls by Gordon?

Hosmer

You are right DP, I'm starting to come around on Hosmer. He has some upside at 1B.

Hosmer is Lou Gerrig without the fatal disease,

Some of us are real Royals fans.

Eff smoak and his circa 1995 hemp necklace.

Smoak hits a homerun but I think the royals are going to get going. I want my
Country
Breakfast

Smoak has sucked shit this second half of the year. I wanted him bad, but he sucks dick

Sounds like you still want him.

not as bad as I want Hosmer. Hosmers eye brows look like wasp wings