Chances the _____ will be a member of the Kansas City Chiefs at the beginning of 2012.

Dwayne Bowe 99%
Todd Haley 10%
Glenn Dorsey 99%
Kelly Gregg 5%
Thomas Jones 1%
LeRon McClain 50%
Dexter McCluster 50%
Brandon Carr 99%


Chances the Chiefs win...

No games 0%
1-4 games 3%
5-8 games 30%
9-11 games 65%
12-15 games 2%
16-0 0%
A Playoff Game 0%
A Superbowl 0%

**** a playoff game... I want a playoff WIN.

Chances Matt Cassel will be a Chief next year - 100%

Nothing else matters after this.

Chances the _____ will be a member of the Kansas City Chiefs at the beginning of 2012.

Dwayne Bowe - 98%
Todd Haley - 80%
Glenn Dorsey - 99%
Kelly Gregg - 50%
Thomas Jones - 1%
LeRon McClain - 75%
Dexter McCluster - 88%
Brandon Carr - 99%

Chances the Chiefs win...

No games - 0%
1-4 games - 1%
5-8 games - 20%
9-11 games - 60%
12-15 games - 19%
16-0 - 0%
A Playoff Game - 38%
A Superbowl - 3%

You make me cry

OK I'll play:

Dwayne Bowe. 77%
(he better be with this team next year. To me he and Hali are the only two untouchables)

Todd Haley. 66%
(I hate hearing rumors of him and Pioli not getting along. Haley is a HC being built and an unfinished product. I think the finished product will be a great HC. I just hope he is not built in our factory for another team to benefit.)

Glenn Dorsey. 40%
(He's not a great fit for this D and has reached and is stuck his potential.)

Kelly Gregg 60%
(We will keep him at least another year, pending the developments of Powe, Cameron, and/or a draftee.)

Thomas Jones 0%
(Gone. I think the organization has respect for him and don't want to cut him during the season.)

LeRon McClain 50%
(Not been impressed. Another FA who has not lived up to his hype. Ala Jones.)

Dexter McCluster 100%
(I think Pioli and Haley both like him and will keep trying to find a role fore him with the team)

Brandon Carr 50%
(Much lower than I want it to be. But I just have a gut feeling he will be moved :()

Dwayne Bowe 95%
Todd Haley 80%
Glenn Dorsey 65%
Kelly Gregg 35%
Thomas Jones 10%
LeRon McClain 45%
Dexter McCluster 10%
Brandon Carr 75%


Chances the Chiefs win...

No games 1%
1-4 games 5%
5-8 games 20%
9-11 games 65%
12-15 games 15%
16-0 1%
A Playoff Game 30%
A Superbowl 10%

Chance that Matt Cassel should be a member of the team 0%

So many people saying a 15% chance to win the Superbowl. 15% is nearly one in six!
You guys are crazy!

Your wife is a slut.

Reading comprehension classes are fairly cheap.