I agree, Mr. Bugeater. A very nice detail right there.

My only criticism is that the hat could use some antennae.

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no way!

After Googling "Carmen Miranda Giant Fruit Hat" I have to agree, that would be a tough choice.

http://www.balloonaticsevents.com/IM...iranda_Hat.gif

I'd probably opt for the fruit hat.

I think all the Chiefs players should finish out the season wearing Carmen Miranda Giant Fruit Hats in place of their helmets, that would at least give us a reason to watch.

Helmet to helmet hits would splatter fruit bits all over hell and gone.

They'd have to change the rule back because that would be pretty damn awesome.

FAX

I would absolutely wear that.

ya i'd throw rocks at anyone who would wear this.

I was just thinking ...

If you put a couple of straps and a waistband on that deal, it would make a pretty damn fine pair of underdrawers, as well.

FAX

On a cold day? Absolutely. You're already reeruned for attending a Chiefs game.

Carmen is so well preserved. Is she embalmed, and now located in the South Pole?

I have to agree with this and I hate agreeing with you.

If I'm at a game and it's cold then yes I want to stay warm and that might do the trick. Anywhere else in public, **** no. And I'd only be at the game if I had free tickets and happened to be in town and I'd only have the hat if I got it as a gift. Chances are very slim that all aligns properly.

How in the hell do you drink your beer?

A straw.

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