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Can we lock this topic before it gets into a atheism vs. christianity shitfest
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LMAO LMAO LMAO
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God obviously doesn't care about the multitude of other athletes that pray. Or the kids who prayed every night who didn't get a chance in the NFL.
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If God actually cared about football, I may start praying to him about the Chiefs.
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God has always hated the Chiefs. No one denies this.
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I assume God is too busy planning the next epic disaster and programming stoplights to turn red as soon as I approach them to worry about the Broncos.
I'm thinking they've played a week ass schedule and will be exposed the first time the play a decent team. |
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God: I wanted to have a chat with you about cheating the salary cap and encouraging the criscoing of your D linemen during you "Super Bowl" years. Horseface: shit, i knew that was gonna bite me in the ass. God: Indeed. you are going to suffer 15 years of mentoring my second chosen Son, Tim Tebow. During that time, he will get more media coverage than Manning and Brady put together, enjoy 13 Pro Bowls and win the Super Bowl three times in his last three years. Horseface: No! He'll ride off in a brighter Rocky Mountain Sunset than me! Can't you just give me a disease or something else? God: You sinned in football, you shall repent in football. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! |
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In the Bible, God takes sides all the time. Not sure why he's suddenly supposed to be so non-committal when it comes to pro sports.
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