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mdchiefsfan 12-06-2011 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8176165)
If God loved Tebow he would've put him on an East Coast team that gets media coverage.

I think the Broncos have gotten as much media coverage as the East Coast teams now because of Tebow and it is annoying!

Blankey 12-06-2011 06:34 PM

Can we lock this topic before it gets into a atheism vs. christianity shitfest

Dave Lane 12-06-2011 06:38 PM

LMAO LMAO LMAO

Dave Lane 12-06-2011 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8176192)
I hate god, and i hate tim tebow, and if you're a fan of god or tebow, I hate you.

Well I'm safe so far...

wazu 12-06-2011 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Omega (Post 8176192)
I hate god, and i hate tim tebow...

Don't forget females.

BigRichard 12-06-2011 06:43 PM

And I see Jesus in a dogs ass...



http://www.theclinic.cl/wp-content/u...risto-culo.jpg

MoreLemonPledge 12-06-2011 06:54 PM

God obviously doesn't care about the multitude of other athletes that pray. Or the kids who prayed every night who didn't get a chance in the NFL.

What a crock.

lewdog 12-06-2011 07:09 PM

If God actually cared about football, I may start praying to him about the Chiefs.

Reaper16 12-06-2011 07:12 PM

God has always hated the Chiefs. No one denies this.

Caseyguyrr 12-06-2011 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 8176214)
I think the Broncos have gotten as much media coverage as the East Coast teams now because of Tebow and it is annoying!

that mother****er is still leading off every sportscenter and nfl live everyday

Caseyguyrr 12-06-2011 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 8176234)

its been years since ive seen this pic, but,

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

Frazod 12-06-2011 07:14 PM

I assume God is too busy planning the next epic disaster and programming stoplights to turn red as soon as I approach them to worry about the Broncos.

I'm thinking they've played a week ass schedule and will be exposed the first time the play a decent team.

Backwards Masking 12-06-2011 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 8176163)
Tebow is Elway's purgatory

A few years ago Horseface had a Near Death Experience no one knew about. there was the tunnel and all, then Horseface met God.

God: I wanted to have a chat with you about cheating the salary cap and encouraging the criscoing of your D linemen during you "Super Bowl" years.

Horseface: shit, i knew that was gonna bite me in the ass.

God: Indeed. you are going to suffer 15 years of mentoring my second chosen Son, Tim Tebow. During that time, he will get more media coverage than Manning and Brady put together, enjoy 13 Pro Bowls and win the Super Bowl three times in his last three years.

Horseface: No! He'll ride off in a brighter Rocky Mountain Sunset than me! Can't you just give me a disease or something else?

God: You sinned in football, you shall repent in football. Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Caseyguyrr 12-06-2011 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8176298)
I assume God is too busy planning the next epic disaster and programming stoplights to turn red as soon as I approach them to worry about the Broncos.

I'm thinking they've played a week ass schedule and will be exposed the first time the play a decent team.

its the option offense, of course its gonna melt down at the worst time, and i can't wait

Thig Lyfe 12-06-2011 07:32 PM

In the Bible, God takes sides all the time. Not sure why he's suddenly supposed to be so non-committal when it comes to pro sports.


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