Awesome.

Someone who spends enough time on message boards to know all the right answers.

Billicheck Traits. Come and trade Cassel. Vermeil qualities.... Build rediculous offense and keep this defense.

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I voted for all the bad stuff and it seems Chief fans agree with me.

Did not even vote on 3-7 because I don't really care about any of that crap. I want a coach who has the basic set of skills covered period. I'm tired of stupid clock management errors. I'm tired of taking three points when we really need 7 if we have our sights set on winning. I want a coach who can adapt the scheme to showcase the available players' strengths. I want a coach who can make halftime adjustments to the gameplan. I want a guy who can motivate and have the team prepared to play every time they step on the field. I want a guy who doesn't smile, joke, and carry on after a stupid loss that was most likely his fault. I want a guy who will actually answer an honest question with an honest answer. Let the PR people handle PR. Let the coach talk.

edit: I also want a dexterous coach who can get out of the way of a sideline tackle.

I don't think you're going to get that while Pioli is GM, Mr. Phobia. I wish that weren't true, but I think they are trying to control every detail that is disseminated to the public ... including coach's comments.

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It's all offense now. don't see many players on that side of the ball getting fined and suspended for playing. Saints, Packers, Patiots, 49ers, Texans (before the injuries).

I'll take offensice minded for sure.

100 percent correct.

The poll fails to capture what I want in a coach.
Criteria #1 Coach needs to have an offensive coordinator/QB coach who can identify elite QB talent at the collegiate level and develop it at the pro level.
Criteria #2 Coach needs to have an aggressive mentality with respect to both defense, offense and game management. I want to see blitzes. I want to see fakes on special teams. I want to see down-field passes.
Criteria #3 Coach needs to be a strong leader and motivator. By this I mean his players need to trust him but not necessarily like him. He needs to demand and get maximum production out of his players.
Criteria #4 Coach needs to be able to delegate to and trust his assistants and coordinators.


Edit: As part of #4, the Coach should be providing purpose, direction and motivation to his team. He needs to accomplish this through strong oversight and through his coordinators. His assistants and coordinators need to accomplish the gameplanning and enforcement of fundamentals. The Head Coach should sign off on these and develop an over-arcing plan for the other coaches to implement.
Much beyond this, I couldn't give a ****.

I'll let word "offensice" slide this time because the "c" and "v' are so close on the keyboard.
Don't let it happen agaib!!!

Does he drive plow?

Man that is way too much crap to consider, I'll just go with posts #3 & #4.

I just realized a coach who probably fits my bill: Andy Reid.

I think you are looking for the Hamas thread.