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11. Start the third stringers to make sure the starters and backups don't get injured.
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1. Wake up
2. Eat a bagel 3. Don't trip off the bus 4. Don't fall asleep on the field 5. Don't forget Matt Flynn in Green bay 6. Tie their Shoes 7. Get a good nap in at Halftime 8. Bring a stick to the huddle to draw up sophisticated plays in the dirt 9. Bring plenty of Conditioner for Mathews' hair 10. Bring more conditioner just in case. |
They really need a list of 10 things? :facepalm:
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HEY....WHAT'S THIS TEN THINGS CRAP????? GET YOUR OWN HOOK!!!
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The Packers honor us with their 10 things.
Most teams only go with 2 things. Class operation, the Pack. FAX |
I bet it was impossible to think of 10 things with straight face.
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The one I heard was "find out what time the bus leaves".
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Love how this guy says:
Run the ball..... then says Up the tempo... WTF??? |
I'm not going to say the Chiefs will win, that would be silly, but I've seen stranger things.
2004 New England Patriots, en route to the Super Bowl, were 12-1 when they went into Dolphins Stadium to face the lowly 2-11 Dolphins, who had fired their coach and had interim coach Jim (Master) Bates. Pats were winning by 11 with three minutes left when the wheels came off and ended up losing 29-28. Pats were in a battle for first seed with the STeelers and losing this game cost them that #1 AFC seed. They won out the rest of the year. One of the damndest games I ever saw in my life. I have vivid, horrid memories of that game and the comedy of errors that was the last three minutes. http://scores.espn.go.com/nfl/recap?gameId=241220015 |
..not drink the kool aid at their table that morning.
I can honestly say a couple of weeks ago I wanted this to be that game... Can the Chiefs beat the Pack and keep them from a perfect season. Now I'd actually feel awful about it if that were to happen. A class team taken out by a team thats imploded.. Sure Sunday afternoon I'll change my tune but this is how I feel atm. |
#11 - Don't get mixed up betwen 'Arrowhead Stadium' and 'Royals Stadium'.
#12 - Make sure all the players bring shoes. Shoes are important. #13 - Enjoy the Gates pregame meal in moderation and use wet naps. No player should be licking sauce off his fingers during a play. #14 - Defensive players, like everyone else in the stadium, will know what play the Chiefs are going run on any given down. At least try to act a little suprised. It's the polite thing to do. #15 - The training staff must check all players for Red-Green colorblindness. #16 - Packers coaches and training staff should make sure all the players have done the State Farm 'double check' before the start of the game. #17 - Green Bay players have to be careful they don't get caught up in the Arrowhead Mystique. Green Bay starters need to be in the stadium for warm ups, the rest of the players can continue to tailgate until just before kickoff. #18 - The half-time offensive line v. defensive line pie eating contest should be cancelled. #19 - Do not play 'Old Yeller' on the airplane during the flight down to KC. #20 - Just watching film won't adequately prepare the Packers defense for the speed of the KC running attack. Defensive players should spend Friday walk-throughs at the DMV or post office to get used to the pace. |
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1. Wake up breathing
2.Tie their shoes That should be enough to ensure a blowout by the pack 48-6 |
Here's my Advice to the Packers Players on Winning Sunday:
1. Wake up. 2. Fall out of bed. 3. Drag a comb across your head. 4. Make your way downstairs. 5. Drink a cup. 6. Look up. 7. Notice you are late. 8. Find your coat and find your hat. 9. Make the bus in seconds flat. 10. Be on the sideline by 12 Noon Sunday. |
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