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darkchief 12-21-2011 11:07 PM

I'd do the tall one. ;)

demonhero 12-21-2011 11:10 PM

Is there a sale for lawn trashbags at Lowes?

JD10367 12-21-2011 11:30 PM

You can get head AND teabag at the same time. Cool.

AustinChief 12-21-2011 11:41 PM

Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

jd1020 12-21-2011 11:46 PM

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crazycoffey 12-21-2011 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AustinChief (Post 8227594)
Ok, this has some serious legal repercussions... what if one wants to have sex but the other doesn't... is the man guilty of rape if he proceeds to have sex with his wife when her sister refuses?

If she has a baby, who is the legal mother????

one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

WV 12-22-2011 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 8227601)
one set of reproduction organs, so trick question - they both are.
So that means they both feel the pleasure of vaginal sex at the same time.... Hmmmm. Man's best chance to please two girls at the same time

That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

Brock 12-22-2011 12:29 AM

Can the other one marry a different guy? Can they both marry the same guy? Will the husband be able to claim them both on his income tax return?

So many questions.

BigMeatballDave 12-22-2011 12:30 AM

What if one likes anal but the other doesn't?

teedubya 12-22-2011 03:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8227256)
It's like having a threesome while remaining faithful. This fellow has found a loophole!

Yes. This is the best case scenario. LOL.

threebag 12-22-2011 03:58 AM

Nothing like tossed salad and a blow job--at the same time

teedubya 12-22-2011 04:01 AM

It would be cooler if they had 4 boobs.

The Iron Chief 12-22-2011 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by WVChiefFan (Post 8227626)
That was going to be my question....which one feels the orgasm, or is it both? Having two chicks screaming out in pleasure would be kind of cool...well except for the uncool part.

I ask myself how buzzed I've got to be to get past the uncool part and be like F@#K it lets do this!

ReynardMuldrake 12-22-2011 08:14 AM

Imagine how weird it would be for the kid growing up:

"I have two mommies."
"Oh, so your parents are lesbians? Is one of them your biological mom?"
"They both are. I have a daddy too."
"????"

RockChalk 12-22-2011 08:18 AM

"One set of reproductive organs".

They couldn't just say one vagina or something like that? Would've been all win for the guy if they somehow each had their own vagina. Since they share one, I don't think you could rule any sexual encounters as a true threesome


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