You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out, you... Chris, ur doin it rong!

"and this is my Joe Theismann imitation"

I think there's the joke here about 'denying him thrice', but I can't be bothered to work it out at this time of day.

LMAO

He peeks around Gregg and just takes off.

You didn't hear him screaming?

That's the only reason I looked back up at the tv after the play in time to see the replay.

What's with Tebow, not at all what I expected from him.

Tebow, come over here and heal me!

I don't have a lot of physical anomalies [you know, like rolling my tongue or turning eyelids inside out], but I can rotate my ankles about 30 degrees PAST 180 degrees backward.

Like this - \ | - with the left foot's toes at the bottom and right foot's toes at the top.

I have two.

#1. OWWWWWWW!! FUUUUUUCCCKKKK!! OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

#2. They went that-a-way, Sheriff.

I'm sorry I got all bent out of shape over this loss.

There once was a man came from Denver
Who while lying on his back said "Look Hither"
I went into a scrum, then my foot it went numb
Now if you look at it long enough you might vomit.

that's pretty awesome. I like the reactions Hali, Dj, and Flowers give.... none... not a single **** was given.

DJ doesn't even look, Hali can't stop staring, and Flowers keeps moving closer trying to get a better look.

And McGahee reminded me of this.

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Don't have a caption for the topic header, but for Lewis' reaction? With the shit he's doing with his right arm as he sashays away?

"If you liked it you should'a put a ring on it, oh oh ooooh, oh oh oh!!"

You know how i know you're gay?

Hey, I'm not the one prancing around the field like he's got Hova's dick in his ass!!